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Students Exams SMS


Students Exams SMS
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“ LINCOLN: If i have 8 hrs 2 cut a tree I spend 7 hrs in sharpening axe!


Gr8 STUDENT: If i have 8 hrs 2 study I spend 7 hrs for searching book..! ”


“ 3 rules of college

1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. ”


“ 3 rules of college

1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.
2. Dont 4get 2 carry Ur bag coz it acts as a Pillow.
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. ”


“ examination is garden ,success is flower,
god bless you with power to pluck this flower..... ”


“ An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. ”


“ Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. ”