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“ If I get hypnotised, then wat question would u like to ask me & why? Reply me first & then send to all |
“ Today is RECHARGING DAY! So recharge my cell with any of d following- Rs 20- Nice frd Rs 50- Sweet frd Rs 150- Cute frd Rs 250- Gud frd Rs 500- Best frd AB DIKHAO DOSTI ;-) ” |
“ Wat is the similarity bet//w bill gates and me? Don't knw? He never comes to my house And i never go to his house EGO PROBLEM YOU KNW..? ” (Posted on : 20-02-2010 Characters : 136) |
“ If God gives me 24 hours. Before death, i will spend 23:55 minutes with u & 5 minutes i will press your neck & say,chal naa yaar..! Saath chaltey hain...Hahaha. ” |
“ I want u to know that u r very important to me,it's impossible 4me to live widout u even 4a second!U r my life & I can feel u everywhere.DONT MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN ” |
“ SomeOne.. NeedS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ... ” |
“ You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... ” |
“ U are a... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* ” |