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“ I saw sum1 in coffee shop, Very Attractive, Graceful, Decent, Charming.. More like a celebrity! I went closer.. Oh God! Ye 'mirrors' bhi na!!!! ;-) ”

“ A typical student (Like us) Flips a coin & thinks.. Heads aaya to i'll go to sleep, Tails to i'll watch movie.. Stands- I'll listen to music, Stays in air- I'll study! gudnite ;-) ”

“ My phone loves it wen u sms- Its li'l face lights up.. Bursts into beep & Has ur sweet name written all over it.. I think u should sms more often coz it likes u!!! ;-) ”

“ A smile is d best lightening system of d face, Best cooling system of head & Best warming system of heart.. So keep smiling! Gud mrng! :-) ”

“ Fear but dare more, Argue but agree more, Talk but listen more, Punish but forgive more. Then people will love u more than u love them.... ”

“ I'm 7 letter city name, My 234 letter is a bird, 713 is cool, 1274 is a part of face, 4713 is way of saying GUD!! 4=5.. If u r a Genius, reply!! ”

“ WATS ATTITUDE?? . . 3 Ants facing an Elephant- 1st Ant- We'll kill him! 2nd Ant- We'll crush him! 3rd Ant- Let him go! We're 3 n He's Alone!! ;-) ”

“ D Longest 5mins in d world r those wen sumone leaves u alone whome u love d most.. While d shortest 5mins r wen that same person meets u again!! ”

“ FWD THIS MSG TO 10 PPL.. & U'LL GET NOTHING!! ITS TRUE!! ITS WORKING!! EVEN I DIDNT GET ANYTHING!!! EXCEPT SMILE ON UR FACE!! & THATS ENOUGH I GUESS!! :-) ”

“ Great ppl talk abt Ideas! Average ppl talk abt Things! Small ppl talk abt Other ppl! & Legends never talk.. They send sms.. GM ;-) ” (Posted on : 11-06-2009 Characters : 135)

“ HEIGHT OF SMARTNESS- In a cricket match a girl made Indian flag on her cheeks! A smart boy came, kissed her cheeks & said, "I LOVE MY INDIA" ”

“ B like d Moon.. So Simple, yet so Attractive! So Enlightening yet so Cool! So Moving yet so Still! So Quiet yet so Popular! So Single yet so Romantic!! ”

“ WORLD'S BEST SAYING- Progress isnt made by early risers or hard-workers! Bt by Lazy ppl trying to find Easier ways to do d same thing!! ;-) ”

“ D DIFF BETWN GUD FRD N CLOSE FRD! Wen u r in Hospital, Gud frd asks-'Tabiyat kaisi hai??' Close frd asks- 'Nurse kaisi hai??' ”

“ Gold rate is increasing day by day! I'm so worried abt U! B careful! Sum1 may Kidnap U! Coz U've a 24 Carat Pure gold's Heart n Smile!! ;-) ”

“ U KNOW?? U R SO CARELESS!!! JAB BHI AATE HO, KUCH CHHOD K CHALE JATE HO! 1 MIN PEHLE HI AAP MERE MIND ME AAYE.. . . AUR CHEHRE PE 1 SWEET C SMILE CHHOD GAYE!! ;-) ”

“ Every thg is incomplete without 'me' __mory __lody co__dy ti__ ga__ so__thing __a ning __eting even the __ssage So dont 4get me. ”

“ The Hard reality of Life is: when you need advice, everyone is ready to help you but when you need help, Everyone tries to Advice You???? ”

“ IMP OF THUMBS: BABIES USE IT FOR CHEWING. ILLITERATE PEOPLE USE IT FOR SIGNATURE. WINNERS USE IT FOR VICTORY. AND MY FANS USE IT FOR READING MY MESSAGES. OH!!!YOU TOOO... CRAAZY FANS... ”

“ Love is the second mistake created by god. Ofcourse girls are the First. But the fact is that both are beautiful mistakes. ”

“ close your eyes & imagine chand ka bed taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya! nice na? now come back to earth & sleep on your khatiya...good night... manoj soni 9827641719 ”

“ If u can solve ur problem, then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it, then what is the use of worrying? Good Luck! ”

“ The 4 ways to reach God: Luk back & thank God. Luk forward & trust God. Luk around & serve God. Luk within & find God. ”

“ God knows ur future. He may not reveal it to u, but he'll walk with u & the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them. ”

“ Start the work in the name of God, Do the work with the help of God, Finish the work with thanks to God coz he decides, gives and makes everything possible. ”

“ Trust shud be like the Feeling that the one year old baby has... When you throw him in the air, he laughs coz he knows u'll catch him, without falling. ”

“ If life is a game, I pray you always win. If life is a journey, I pray you walk on roses. If life is full of joy, I pray you always smile. ”

“ Two things always in life to be remembered. 1.Don't take any decisions when you are Angry. 2.Don't make any promises when you are Happy.... ”

“ "I TRUST YOU" is a better complement than "I LOVE YOU". Because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust. ”

“ It's ordinary to to love the marvellous. But it's marvellous to love the ordinary. Because Anyone can love a rose. But it takes a great deal to love a leaf. ”

“ When we were kids we always wanted to grow up...Its now that we realize that wounded knees were better than broken hearts. ”

“ What is more painful? When a person whom u trust, hurts u Or the person whom u hurted still TRUSTS you. Think about it....... ”

“ SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling. ”

“ I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!! ”

“ Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new! ”

“ An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. ”

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“ GYAN OF D MILLENIUM- A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P ”

“ Once Einstein was reading a book in d class, suddenly he was bit by a scorpion on his toe but he continued reading with concentration. Wen sir asked him, he said that d scorpion bit him on toe not on mind, so he didnt lose concentration.. Friends! This is wat we call.. . . . . OVER-ACTING!!! :-D ”

“ PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE- 1] Luv ur bed, its ur temple! 2] Relax in d day so that u can sleep at night. 3] Books r holy, so dont touch them. 4] Dont do something tomorrow, that u can do d day after tomorrow. 5] If u feel like studying, sit down & wait till that feeling goes away.. 6] Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for d sick ppl.. ;-) ”

“ Teacher- Bay of Bengal IS IN WHICH STATE? Li'l Johnny- LIQUID!!!!!!!! ”

“ Y students fail in exam? Coz 8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days 365-122=243, Summer holidays=61 days, 243-61=182 Sunday in a year=52days 182-52=130 Festival holidays=40days 130-40=90 Coll festivals=15days 44-15=29 1hr chatting per day=15days 29-15=14days Sickness days=10days 14-10=4days Film time in a year=3days 4-3=1day Remaining 1 day is our b'day.. AB SAALA US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI YAAR!!!! ;-) ”

“ Its true that all men r born FREE & EQUAL.. Ya but some of them get married.. :-) ”

“ Love inspires envy, Envy endangers spite, Spite spawns fallacies.. . . . . . . . . Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise Upar ka sab samajh aa gaya.. ;-) ”

“ Luv funda for Guys- Buy a scooty Pick up a beauty Drink a fruity Take her to ooty During night, do ur duty & After 9 mths get a cutie.. ;-) ”

“ SMS RATES- 1996- 4/- 2000- 2/- 2004- 1/- 2006-50 ps/- 2007- 10/- 2009- FREE :-) ”

“ Wats d difference between PROBLEM, TALENT & SKILL? 2 boys love 1 girl- PROBLEM 1 Boy loves 2 girls- TALENT If both girls r sisters- SKILL ;-) ”

“ MATHS MAGIC- Ur cell no.s last digit x 2+5x50+ur age+365-615.. The last 2 numbers is ur age & first 2 numbers is ur cell's last no. ;) ”

“ 3 IMPORTANT STAGES OF LIFE- BEFORE MARRIAGE- Mad for each other DURING MARRIAGE- Made for each other & AFTER MARRIAGE- Mad bcoz of each other ;-) ”

“ TO BE SURE IF HITTING D TARGET IN UR LIFE . . . . . SHOOT FIRST . . . . & WATEVER U HIT . . . . CALL IT D TARGET!!! . . . THATS CALLED ATTITUDE! ;-) ”

“ U run after it & it keeps flying away from u.. But if u stand still, it cums & sits on ur shoulder.. Wish u lots of butterflies! SHHH.. DON'T MOVE ;-) ”

“ Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to arise, Hurricanes to sway around, & No one teaches how to choose a husband.. NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!! ;-) ”

“ Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother??? . . Coz a Mother can put only 1 child to sleep.. . . But a Lecturer can put a whole class to sleep!!!! ;-) ”

“ For d first time in world's history . . 3D msg in ur mobile!!! . . SEE & ENJOY!! . . D D D . . Amazing na!!! ;-) ”

“ If Columbus had a girlfriend, He might have never discovered America.. Why?? . . Girlfriend- Where ru going? With whom? How ru going? To discover wat? Why only u? Wat shud I do wen u r gone? Can I cum too? Wen will u b back? Where will u stay? Will u miss me? . . Columbus wud have just dropped d idea!!!! ;-) ”

“ TOP 3 SWEETEST SLEEP- 1] Sleeping on mom's lap wen tired 2] Sleeping on lover's shoulder wen alone & 3] Sleeping wid open eyes while attending lectures!!! ”

“ God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law. ”

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“ If u luv sum1 truly, then recharge my mobile vd atleast Rs 50/- & u'll get married to ur luv!! Dont ignore! Its working!! At least try!! ;-) ”

“ 3 GUYS, named WHAT WHY WHEN were talking! . . WHAT- WHY what ru doing?? WHY- I donno wat i'm doing.. WHAT- WHY? WHY- Why ru calling me What? WHAT- Now Why did u call me? WHY- What? When did I call u?? WHEN- In ur problem Y ru calling me?? WHY- What? Did I call u? When? WHAT & WHEN- What? WHEN- Why ru calling urself? WHY- Did I call myself? When? WHEN- What? WHAT- Why did u call me? Don't ask When?? WHY & WHEN- What? NOW FORWARD & KILL OTHERS HEAD!!! HA HA HA!!! ”

“ A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things.. A gud heart can win many relationships.. But a gud nature can win many gud hearts.. ”

“ Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something bcuz....in life something will leave u but someone wil lalways b with u... ”

“ Style is not looking best u can, Neither is it d art of carrying yourself.. Its an instinct that flows from within, Everyone is stylish in his own way.. :-) ”

“ DEFINITION OF STATUS- The money we spend, which we don't have, to buy things which we don't need, to impress people whom we don't know.. Strange but True!! ”

“ In a nursery school canteen, thr was a basket of Apples with notice written over it- 'Do not take more than 1.. God is watching!' A li'l further on next counter, thr was a box of chocolates on which kids wrote- 'Take as many as u want! God is busy watching apples!!' ;-) ”

“ WHATS ATTITUDE?? . . 3 Ants saw an elephant coming! . . 1st Ant- We'll break his leg! 2nd Ant- We'll kill him!! 3rd Ant- Leave him Dude!! . . He's alone & We r 3..... ”

“ CORPORATE LESSONS- "We'll do it" means "U'll do it" . "U hav done a gr8 job" means "More work will b given to u" . "We're a team" means "I'm not d only one to b blamed" . "That's a gud question" means "I do not know anything abt it" . "All d best" means "U r in trouble".. ;-) ”

“ Wats d difference between Talent & Intelligence?? . . Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent.. . . & . . Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence.. ;-) ”

“ Tell me who am I out of d following? TWEETY- I speak alot.. TOM & JERRY- I fight a lot.. DEXTER- Studius BARBIE- Sweet, cute & Pretty JOHNNY BRAVO- a flirt MINI- Beautiful TINTIN- Intelligent MICKEY- Caring MR. BEAN- Unpredictable NODDY- Loved by all.. REPLY MUST!! ;-) ”

“ Height of Fashion- A 2mth old Baby boy goes to Huggies outlet asking for . . . a LOW WAIST NAPPY!!!! ;-) ”

“ A man got to ask for 2 wishes from GOD! . . He asked for d BEST DRINK & d BEST WOMAN ever! . . Next moment, he had . . MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA next to him! . . MORAL- Be specific!! ;-) ”

“ EITHER WALK AS IF U RULE D WORLD! . . OR . . WALK AS IF U DAMN CARE WHO RULES D WORLD!! . . THAT'S ATTITUDE! ROCK UR LIFE!!! :-) ”

“ OLD SAYING- "If someone throws a stone at u, throw back flower at them....!" NEW SAYING- ".....Make sure u throw d flower with the Pot!!" YE HAI YOUNGISTAN MERI JAAN!!! ;-) ”

“ FRIENDSHIP BETWN GIRLS- A gal came home late & told Dad dat she was at frd's home! Dad called 10 frnds, But all said she wasn't thr! . . FRIENDSHIP BETWN BOYS- A boy didn't come home 1 night & told Dad dat he was at his frnd's house! Dad called 10 frnds, 8 confirmed he had slept at their house & 2 claimed he was still thr!!! ;-P ”

“ JAPANESE PROVERB- If one can do it, U too can do it! If no one cn do it, U must do it! . . INDIAN PROVERB- If one can do it, let him do it! If no one can do it, Leave it!!! ;-) ”

“ A THOUGHT- We all spend lot of money for buying new clothes! But never realize that best times r enjoyed without clothes!! ;-) We need atleast 2 things to live in life- 1 heart to feel love! & 1 brain to understand it.... Otherwise, We'd have Broken Hearts & Confused minds!!! ;-) ”

“ Before battery low, Before ma credit is over & Before the sms is pending may I take this time 2 say “HI” WISH U AL DE BEST N WHATEVER U R DOING, MISS U. ”