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Funny SMS-6


TOUGH QUESTION-
Difference betwn Husband & Gadha?
Husband- Gadha ban sakta hai!
Gadha- Itna bhi gadha nahi k Husband bane ;-)



Mungerilal ko 20 saal baad bachha hua!
Wo udaas ho gaya!
Naurangilal- Yaar udaas kyun hai?
Mungerilal- Yaar! 20 saal baad bachha hua wo bhi itna sa??




3 stupid stages of life-
TEEN- Hav energy & time but no money!
YOUNG- Have money & energy but no time!
OLD- Hav time & money but no energy!! ;-)




Sardaar standing below a tubelight with an open mouth..
WHY??
Coz his doctor advised him, "Pet me dard hai to aaj light hi khana.." ;-)




To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel without touch is called
SCHIZOPHRENIA....A MENTAL DISORDER!
& Ppl think its love!! Oh God!!! ;)





MORAL LINES BY A MILLIONAIRE- Money cant buy happiness!
But somehow, its comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle! ;)




Ye ek raaz ki baat hai..
Kisi ko batana mat!
Nahi bataoge na!

Wada??

To suno!

Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!! ;-)





ALLAHHUMAINNIA AOOTHUBIKA MINALJUNOONIWALJUTHAAMI WALBARASI WASAYYI ILASQAAM- This is dua to protect urself against Swine flu




Wen U touch & feel, its Desire!
Wen u dont touch & still feel, its Love!
Wen u touch & dont feel, its
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PARALYSIS!!!





Aaj ki ladkiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless!
Aur koi ladka ghoor k dekhe to- "Kutta kameena sala CHARACTERLESS...." ;-)




Definition of NURSE-
A beautiful Dashing Girl holding ur hand, looking in ur eyes & still wants ur Pulse to be Normal!!! ;-)



The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!




In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other..
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega.. ;-)




Sardar 1- Train me yaar raatbhar neend nahi aayi.. Upar ki seat mili thi!
Sardar 2- To exchange karna tha!
Sardar 1- Kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.. ;-)



KBC me Amitabh- Wat's ur father's name??
Santa- [kuch bola nahi]
Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!
Santa- Sir option to dijiye!! ;-)




British- Do u know swimming??
Indian- No!
British- Dog is better than u! It swims!
Indian- Do u know swimming??
British- Yes!
Indian- Then wat is d differens betwn U & Dog? ;-)





1970 ki mom to her son- Beta apne religion ki ladki se hi shaadi karna!
1980 ki mom- Apni caste ki ladki se
1990- Apne level ki ladki se
2000- Apne desh ki ladki se
2010- Koi bhi! Par ladki se hi karna!!! ;-)





B4 u judge a person, Walk a mile in his shoes!
After that,
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who cares??
He's a mile away
&
the shoes r urs!!
So run!!! ;-)





Ek sardar was running with his cycle.
Person- Y ru running vid cycle? U can sit & ride d cycle!
Sardar- Arrey bahut jaldi mein hoon! Baithne tak ki bhi fursat nahi hai.. ;-)





Band clinic k aage lambi line lagi thi..
Ek aadmi baar baar line me ghusta tha aur 3-4 log use pakad k peechhe kar dete the!
Aadmi- "Lage raho saalon! Main bhi clinic nahi kholoonga.."





Chuhe ne hathini se kaha- "I love u!"
Hathini boli- "Tujhe darr nahi lagta??"
Chuhe ne Ganesh ji ka photo dikhate hue kaha- "Tujhme rab dikhta hai, Yaara main kya karun!!!" ;-)





Sweet quote from an 8yr old kid- "Luv is wen I cant pay attention in class coz i'm too busy writing her 1st name vd my last name"... ;-)




Wat's Newton's 4th Law??
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Gravity is not responsible wen ppl fall in love.. ;-)





Sweetest proposal by a KG class boy to a Senior KG girl..
Boy- Kya tu mujhse shaadi kalegi??
Gal- Nai!!
Boy- Kalle na plz!!
Gal- Nai kaloongi!!
Boy- Kalle na didi plz!! ;-)





Wat is 143??
I LOVE YOU???
NO!!
I MISS YOU???
NO!!
I WISH YOU??
NO!!
143 means One Hundred Forty Three!!
Parents ne kitnl ummeed se padhaya tha!
Laga di na waattt...






Marwadi donates blood to Arab.
Arab gifts him Ferrari!
Marwadi donates again.
He gets only 1Rs..
Marwadi- Why??
Arab- Ab meri ragon me tera khoon daudta hai!! ;-)






Ek sharaabi roz shiv mandir mein matha tekta tha!
Ek din pujari ne Shiv ji ki jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi..
Sharaabi aaya, bola "Chhotu! Papa se kehna uncle aaye the" ;-)




Wife- Plz bike tez mat chalao! Mujhe darr lag raha hai..
Santa- Agar tujhe bhi darr lag raha hai to meri tarah aankhein band kar le.. ;-)




Jabse Tumhe dekha he

Mera Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL he.





Dunia Me 7 Cheezain Asan Hai Or Mushkil Bhi.

1. Dosti Karna Aasan
.....Nibhana Mushkil.

2. Pyar Karna Aasan
.....Pana Mushkil.

3. Bharoosa Torna Aasan
.....Karna Mushkil.

4. Yaad Karna Aasan
.....Bhulna Mushkil.

5. Jhoot Kehna Aasan
.....Sach Sunna Mushkil.

6. Rulana Aasan
.....Hasana Mushkil.

7. Ap ko SCRAP Bhejna Aasan
.....Reply Ana Mushkil...........

Itz True.....See You r not replying..............Right na




If u see the moon,u can c the beauty of god.
If u c the Sun,u can see the power of god.
If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god




I LIKE U..
SERIOUSLY I LIKE U..
I DONNO HOW IT HAPPENED TO ME BIT I LIKE U..
NOT ONLY U,
I LIKE V, W, X, Y, Z & ALL OTHER LETTERS TOO.. ;-)




99 saal ka Buddha mar k swarg pahuncha!
Apsaraon ka Dance dekh kar bahut pachhtaya!
Bola- Baba Raamdev k chakkar me na padta to kabka yahan aa gaya hota!!




Newspaper me news lagi ki
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50% Sardars r Donkeys!
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D Sardars Protested!!
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Next day News lagi ki
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50% Sardars r not Donkeys!!
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& Sardars Celebrated!!





Santa 1st time plane mein baitha!
Plane runway pe chal raha tha..
Tabhi Santa ne Pilot ko thappad mara aur bola- "Mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by-road ja raha hai.." ;-)





Boy n Girl in restaurant-
Boy- Main last time pooch raha hoon, DO U LUV ME??
Girl- Nahin!
Boy- Sochlo!!
Girl-Keh diya na nahin!!
Boy- Waiter! Bill alag alag laana!!





Socho agar Doctors films banate to Title kya hota??
1] Kabhi khaansi Kabhi Dum
2] Kaho na bukhaar hai
3] T B No. 1
4]Kal patient ho na ho
5] Hum blood de chuke sanam! ;-)





Next year IPL3 has been shifted to PAK!
Facilities offered by PAK govt-
Security by Al-Qaida n Talibaan,
Cheer girls dancing in Burkhas,
Missiles aftr every Four,
Bomd blast aftr every Sixer,
&
AK47 firing aftr every Wicket!!




Sardar writing in his Diary-
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My sister had a baby this morning!
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I haven't heard if its a Boy or Girl..
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So I dont know whether I'm MAMA or MAMI..





Once thr was a Mirror which killed anyone who lied!
FRENCH- I think, I don't Smoke!! [Killed]
AMERICAN- I think, I love Iraq!! [Killed]
SARDAR- I think, [Killed]




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