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हिंदी मैं टाइप करें

विजेट आपके ब्लॉग पर

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Indian Calendar

Funny SMS-7


FACT OF LOVE-
Luv starts 4m Eyes,
Grows vd Gifts,
Ends vd Tears!

BUT 2DAY'S LUV-
Starts 4m Mobiles,
Grows vd Balance,
Ends vd Number Busy!!





Santa was riding a cycle n hit a girl!
Girl shouted- 'Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha???'
Santa replied- 'Poori cycle to maar di! Ab ghanti alag se maaroon kya!!'





Bas chali, Jhatka laga
1 ladka 1 ladki par ja gira.
Ladki boli, Badtamez! Kya kar rahe ho??
Ladka bola, Vidyapeeth University se BAMS!!




A Prince had a Curse!
He'd speak only a Word in an Year!
He spoke nothing for 3yrs n waited to say, "I LUV U" to a Beautiful Princess who replied- "PARDON!!"




Thandi hai coffee garam karlo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda naram karlo.
Tumhare hote huye mera inbox khaali hai..
Thodi si to yaar sharam karlo!!





Ladka- If I kiss u & run, wat vl u think??
Ladki- I'll think, Ek bewakoof, Jo poora paper attempt kar sakta tha, sirf Roll no. likh k bhaag gaya!! ;-)




Santa 1st time plane mein baitha!
Plane runway pe chal raha tha..
Tabhi Santa ne Pilot ko thappad mara aur bola- "Mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by-road ja raha hai.." ;-)




Abe itni raat ko apun tere ko koi kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahi..
Common sense ki baat hai, Tere ko Good Night bolne ka hai!
Chal ludhak le!! ;-)




EFFECT OF RECESSION...
Sign on d door of a Toilet!
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CONSERVE TOILET PAPER!
USE BOTH SIDES!!! :-D





Samandar k kinaare baithe hain,
Kabhi to leher aayegi.
Kismat badle na badle,
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Atleast, CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI... :-D




Boy- Nice dress!
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Lipstick bhi acchhi hai..
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Make up bhi achha hai!
Girl- Thanx bhaiyya!
Boy- Phirbhi sundar nahi lag rahi... ;-)





Ravan- Cigarette hai kya?
Hanuman ji- Nahi hai!
Ram ji- Hai to tere paas ek packet!
Hanuman ji- Shhhh! Prabhu, Iske 10 sir hain! Poora packet khatam kar dega!





Agar duniya me kuch karke dikhana hai to,
Sun meri baat!
Hathi k upar ulta khada hokar photo khincha..
Aur photo ko ulta kar k duniya ko dikha!




Most Innocent Dhamki- As d thief was leaving d house d kid woke up & said to d thief- "Mera school bag bhi lekar jao warna main mummy ko utha doonga!"





Neend me sapno se nahi khelna
Aankho me ashko se nahi khelna
Mujhe bus itna kehna hai ae dost
Pyar me kabhi apno se nahi khelna




Aap Aap Ho
Ham Ham Hain
Pyar Nahi Karte
Fir Bhi Ankhein Nam Hain
Supply Kam Hone Se
Golgappo Me Aalu Kam Hain
Is Se Bhi Bakwas Msg Bhejo
Agar Aap Me Dum Hai





Imagine the world without girls

Galiyan sunsan

Collage viran

Duniya pareshan

Tanha insan

Na jaanu, na jaan

Har taraf bas Karan's DOSTANA & JAI HANUMAN.





Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya. Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Garib Parivar tha,
Pita Garib,
Maa Garib,
Bachche Garib.
Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..!
Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..!Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tooti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha..!
Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the..!
Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..!
Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..!
Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha..




Full form of GIRL.
G-Goli dene me sabse age.
I-Innocent sirf shakl se.
R-Rone ki automatic machine.
L-Ladai me sabki maa.
Phir bi duniya inki diwani.




Beauty is not how you look
it is not how handsome u r
it is not ur figure too
Beauty is inner self
so change ur underwear daily




Kyo Marte Ho Bewafa Sanam ke liye
Do Gaj Zamin hi Milegi Dafan ke liye
Marna hi hai to Maro DESH-WATAN ke liye
Har Hasina Duptta Faad Degi kaphan ke liye




Pls arange a"Wife"4 me !
Shocked? Daro mat, shaadi nahi karunga,
' Wife' means, wonderful instrument for enjoyment, Ab to thik hai na




Kyu her Baar mausam k tarah badal jate ho..
Har Din hamara Dil dukhate ho..
Ye baat sunkar hamari ruh kaap gayi..
Ki tum ab bartan dhonewale SABUN se nahate ho




Namaskar
Ye MALE/FEMALE
Jach sewa hai, Agar aap purush hai to 5 msg kare, Mahila 3 msg kare,En me se kuchh nhi hain to sms na kare, Hum aapka dard samjh jayege.





Kya ap bore ho rahe ho?
Kuch karne ka mann ho rha hai? Zip kholo Hath andar dalo or.
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Bag se book nikal k padho.
To tumne kya socha..






HUM FIZAON KE RUKNE KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE
HUM HAWAON KE THAMNE KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE
JAB DIL KARTA HAI TO KAR LETE HAI SMS
HUM KANJUSON KE SMS KA INTEZAAR NAHI KARTE





How chinese gave their child name?
Ans:- They through a spoon on a bowl and what sounds came from the bowl tey kept it as their child name.



AAJKAL SMS KA BAHUT CHLAN HO GAYA
LADKE KE MOBILE MEIN ME GAJAB HO GAYA
USKI GIRLFRIEND KA NAAM LAVLEE THA
PAR MOBILE ME AATE HI LALAN HO GAYA




Quyamat ke din farishte ne sabse kaha:-

apne apne gunah paper pe likho
sab ne apne apne gunah likhe
achanak aapki awaj aayi

Sir,
SUPPLIMENT PLZ




santa banta se- yaar i'm going ka kya matlab hota hai batao?
banta - mai ja raha hu...............!
santa - are jate jate matlab to batake jao...!





Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi
Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse
Bijli Paani ke bill aur
Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi




Ek pyare se sms ki ummeed laga rakhi hai..
Hamne nazre screen par tika rakhi hai..
Par ummeed kaise ho poori??
Busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai




Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?




Baah fadke rok lende
je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde
je tere jeha koi hor hunda





Na Caroodo Me
Na Laakho Me
Na Hazaaro Me
Na Chaand Me
Na Sitaaro Me
Humne Aapko Dekha Hai...
CHAPPAL Churate Hue Gurudwaro Me.





Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat,
Jahan mohabbat vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena.




Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo,
Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin,
Plz Galli mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo.





1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayad usko
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi.




Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre confuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.





Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai










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