how is sex related to math
how is sex related to math?add two person and a bed
subtract cloths
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
A good friend is like a good bra
A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!Start your day with a lot of SEX ..
Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here, take off urs pants…
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.loving urs…..toilet!
How-come ur penis so big..
Richman to poor man- “How-come “B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA
Q: Who is senior,PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
God bless your naughty mind
It’s the thing that satisfiesDo it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless
It’s too tight…
Girl:It’s too tightBoy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
what are Nitrates?
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are NitratesGal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
Food for thought
Why to suffer trying by all means to become richand wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.
In order to get 100/100 in life
In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereasa woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
A cute Nurse came…
A cute Nurse came for the interview..Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
permission to get into a girls’ bathroom
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom andtouch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
A Guy picks up a girl…
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s..
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….1.Caution-dark tunnel
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3.Go slow.
4.Men at work
But stupid Jill forgot the pill
Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian?
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
you under arrest for violating code 69
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 - distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.who opens her legs, receives happiness
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness
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