add two person and a bed
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
A good friend is like a good braA Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
Start your day with a lot of SEX ..Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here, take off urs pants…Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.
How-come Richman to poor man- “How-come
penis so big.. ur
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINAQ: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
God bless your naughty mindIt’s the thing that satisfies
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
It’s too tight…Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Gal: It’s painful,
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
what are Nitrates?In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
Food for thoughtWhy to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.
In order to get 100/100 in lifeIn order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
A cute Nurse came…A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
permission to get into a girls’ bathroomQ: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
A Guy picks up a girl…A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s..4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
4.Men at work
But stupid Jill forgot the pillJack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian?Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
you under arrest for violating code 69I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 - distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.
who opens her legs, receives happinessA girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness