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“ khuda kare ke apko kabhi judai na mile, agar hame na karo SMS, to kuch aisa ho ke, mousum ho sardi ka, aur apko rajai na mile ” (Posted on : 18-11-2009 Characters : 126)

“ Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho Mahan hai aap ki Kanjusi Toilet ke lote mein bhi pani chhod dete ho ”

“ Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? ”

“ As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days... Use This Rare Opportunity..! Don't Miss This Chance...! Acche Se "NAHA-LENA". ”

“ U stole my memories-i Excused u! U stole my my laugh-i Excused u! U stole my my smile-i Excused u! But this is too much "Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo." ”

“ Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! ”

“ Who Wants 2 B A �MILLIONAIRE� Let's play? Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: A.Cunt B.Wanker C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50 Phone a friend? Ring me! I will tell you! ”

“ 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”