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“ khuda kare ke apko kabhi judai na mile, agar hame na karo SMS, to kuch aisa ho ke, mousum ho sardi ka, aur apko rajai na mile ”
(Posted on : 18-11-2009 Characters : 126)
“ Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho
Mahan hai aap ki Kanjusi
Toilet ke lote mein bhi
pani chhod dete ho ”
“ Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? ”
“ As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days...
Use This Rare
Don't Miss This Chance...!
Acche Se "NAHA-LENA". ”
“ U stole my memories-i Excused u!
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!
But this is too much
"Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo." ”
“ Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! ”
“ Who Wants 2 B A
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you! ”
“ 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”