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khuda kare ke apko kabhi judai na mile, agar hame na karo SMS, to kuch aisa ho ke, mousum ho sardi ka, aur apko rajai na mile

(Posted on : 18-11-2009 Characters : 126)


Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho
Mahan hai aap ki Kanjusi
Toilet ke lote mein bhi
pani chhod dete ho


Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?


As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days...

Use This Rare Opportunity..!

Don't Miss This Chance...!

Acche Se "NAHA-LENA".


U stole my memories-i Excused u!
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!
But this is too much
"Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo."


Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!



Who Wants 2 B A
�MILLIONAIRE�

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!


4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


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