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“ GYAN OF D MILLENIUM- A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P ”

“ Once Einstein was reading a book in d class, suddenly he was bit by a scorpion on his toe but he continued reading with concentration. Wen sir asked him, he said that d scorpion bit him on toe not on mind, so he didnt lose concentration.. Friends! This is wat we call.. . . . . OVER-ACTING!!! :-D ”

“ PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE- 1] Luv ur bed, its ur temple! 2] Relax in d day so that u can sleep at night. 3] Books r holy, so dont touch them. 4] Dont do something tomorrow, that u can do d day after tomorrow. 5] If u feel like studying, sit down & wait till that feeling goes away.. 6] Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for d sick ppl.. ;-) ”

“ Teacher- Bay of Bengal IS IN WHICH STATE? Li'l Johnny- LIQUID!!!!!!!! ”

“ Y students fail in exam? Coz 8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days 365-122=243, Summer holidays=61 days, 243-61=182 Sunday in a year=52days 182-52=130 Festival holidays=40days 130-40=90 Coll festivals=15days 44-15=29 1hr chatting per day=15days 29-15=14days Sickness days=10days 14-10=4days Film time in a year=3days 4-3=1day Remaining 1 day is our b'day.. AB SAALA US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI YAAR!!!! ;-) ”

“ Its true that all men r born FREE & EQUAL.. Ya but some of them get married.. :-) ”

“ Love inspires envy, Envy endangers spite, Spite spawns fallacies.. . . . . . . . . Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise Upar ka sab samajh aa gaya.. ;-) ”

“ Luv funda for Guys- Buy a scooty Pick up a beauty Drink a fruity Take her to ooty During night, do ur duty & After 9 mths get a cutie.. ;-) ”

“ SMS RATES- 1996- 4/- 2000- 2/- 2004- 1/- 2006-50 ps/- 2007- 10/- 2009- FREE :-) ”

“ Wats d difference between PROBLEM, TALENT & SKILL? 2 boys love 1 girl- PROBLEM 1 Boy loves 2 girls- TALENT If both girls r sisters- SKILL ;-) ”

“ MATHS MAGIC- Ur cell no.s last digit x 2+5x50+ur age+365-615.. The last 2 numbers is ur age & first 2 numbers is ur cell's last no. ;) ”

“ 3 IMPORTANT STAGES OF LIFE- BEFORE MARRIAGE- Mad for each other DURING MARRIAGE- Made for each other & AFTER MARRIAGE- Mad bcoz of each other ;-) ”

“ TO BE SURE IF HITTING D TARGET IN UR LIFE . . . . . SHOOT FIRST . . . . & WATEVER U HIT . . . . CALL IT D TARGET!!! . . . THATS CALLED ATTITUDE! ;-) ”

“ U run after it & it keeps flying away from u.. But if u stand still, it cums & sits on ur shoulder.. Wish u lots of butterflies! SHHH.. DON'T MOVE ;-) ”

“ Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to arise, Hurricanes to sway around, & No one teaches how to choose a husband.. NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!! ;-) ”

“ Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother??? . . Coz a Mother can put only 1 child to sleep.. . . But a Lecturer can put a whole class to sleep!!!! ;-) ”

“ For d first time in world's history . . 3D msg in ur mobile!!! . . SEE & ENJOY!! . . D D D . . Amazing na!!! ;-) ”

“ If Columbus had a girlfriend, He might have never discovered America.. Why?? . . Girlfriend- Where ru going? With whom? How ru going? To discover wat? Why only u? Wat shud I do wen u r gone? Can I cum too? Wen will u b back? Where will u stay? Will u miss me? . . Columbus wud have just dropped d idea!!!! ;-) ”

“ TOP 3 SWEETEST SLEEP- 1] Sleeping on mom's lap wen tired 2] Sleeping on lover's shoulder wen alone & 3] Sleeping wid open eyes while attending lectures!!! ”

“ God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law. ”

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“ If u luv sum1 truly, then recharge my mobile vd atleast Rs 50/- & u'll get married to ur luv!! Dont ignore! Its working!! At least try!! ;-) ”

“ 3 GUYS, named WHAT WHY WHEN were talking! . . WHAT- WHY what ru doing?? WHY- I donno wat i'm doing.. WHAT- WHY? WHY- Why ru calling me What? WHAT- Now Why did u call me? WHY- What? When did I call u?? WHEN- In ur problem Y ru calling me?? WHY- What? Did I call u? When? WHAT & WHEN- What? WHEN- Why ru calling urself? WHY- Did I call myself? When? WHEN- What? WHAT- Why did u call me? Don't ask When?? WHY & WHEN- What? NOW FORWARD & KILL OTHERS HEAD!!! HA HA HA!!! ”

“ A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things.. A gud heart can win many relationships.. But a gud nature can win many gud hearts.. ”

“ Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something bcuz....in life something will leave u but someone wil lalways b with u... ”

“ Style is not looking best u can, Neither is it d art of carrying yourself.. Its an instinct that flows from within, Everyone is stylish in his own way.. :-) ”

“ DEFINITION OF STATUS- The money we spend, which we don't have, to buy things which we don't need, to impress people whom we don't know.. Strange but True!! ”

“ In a nursery school canteen, thr was a basket of Apples with notice written over it- 'Do not take more than 1.. God is watching!' A li'l further on next counter, thr was a box of chocolates on which kids wrote- 'Take as many as u want! God is busy watching apples!!' ;-) ”

“ WHATS ATTITUDE?? . . 3 Ants saw an elephant coming! . . 1st Ant- We'll break his leg! 2nd Ant- We'll kill him!! 3rd Ant- Leave him Dude!! . . He's alone & We r 3..... ”

“ CORPORATE LESSONS- "We'll do it" means "U'll do it" . "U hav done a gr8 job" means "More work will b given to u" . "We're a team" means "I'm not d only one to b blamed" . "That's a gud question" means "I do not know anything abt it" . "All d best" means "U r in trouble".. ;-) ”

“ Wats d difference between Talent & Intelligence?? . . Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent.. . . & . . Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence.. ;-) ”

“ Tell me who am I out of d following? TWEETY- I speak alot.. TOM & JERRY- I fight a lot.. DEXTER- Studius BARBIE- Sweet, cute & Pretty JOHNNY BRAVO- a flirt MINI- Beautiful TINTIN- Intelligent MICKEY- Caring MR. BEAN- Unpredictable NODDY- Loved by all.. REPLY MUST!! ;-) ”

“ Height of Fashion- A 2mth old Baby boy goes to Huggies outlet asking for . . . a LOW WAIST NAPPY!!!! ;-) ”

“ A man got to ask for 2 wishes from GOD! . . He asked for d BEST DRINK & d BEST WOMAN ever! . . Next moment, he had . . MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA next to him! . . MORAL- Be specific!! ;-) ”

“ EITHER WALK AS IF U RULE D WORLD! . . OR . . WALK AS IF U DAMN CARE WHO RULES D WORLD!! . . THAT'S ATTITUDE! ROCK UR LIFE!!! :-) ”

“ OLD SAYING- "If someone throws a stone at u, throw back flower at them....!" NEW SAYING- ".....Make sure u throw d flower with the Pot!!" YE HAI YOUNGISTAN MERI JAAN!!! ;-) ”

“ FRIENDSHIP BETWN GIRLS- A gal came home late & told Dad dat she was at frd's home! Dad called 10 frnds, But all said she wasn't thr! . . FRIENDSHIP BETWN BOYS- A boy didn't come home 1 night & told Dad dat he was at his frnd's house! Dad called 10 frnds, 8 confirmed he had slept at their house & 2 claimed he was still thr!!! ;-P ”

“ JAPANESE PROVERB- If one can do it, U too can do it! If no one cn do it, U must do it! . . INDIAN PROVERB- If one can do it, let him do it! If no one can do it, Leave it!!! ;-) ”

“ A THOUGHT- We all spend lot of money for buying new clothes! But never realize that best times r enjoyed without clothes!! ;-) We need atleast 2 things to live in life- 1 heart to feel love! & 1 brain to understand it.... Otherwise, We'd have Broken Hearts & Confused minds!!! ;-) ”

“ Before battery low, Before ma credit is over & Before the sms is pending may I take this time 2 say “HI” WISH U AL DE BEST N WHATEVER U R DOING, MISS U. ”