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GYAN OF D MILLENIUM-
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P




Once Einstein was reading a book in d class, suddenly he was bit by a scorpion on his toe but he continued reading with concentration. Wen sir asked him, he said that d scorpion bit him on toe not on

mind, so he didnt lose concentration..
Friends!
This is wat we call..
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OVER-ACTING!!! :-D


PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE-
1] Luv ur bed, its ur temple!
2] Relax in d day so that u can sleep at night.
3] Books r holy, so dont touch them.
4] Dont do something tomorrow, that u can do d day after tomorrow.
5] If u feel like studying, sit down & wait till that feeling goes away..
6] Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for d sick ppl.. ;-)




Teacher- Bay of Bengal IS IN WHICH STATE?
Li'l Johnny- LIQUID!!!!!!!!





Y students fail in exam?
Coz
8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days
365-122=243,
Summer holidays=61 days,
243-61=182
Sunday in a year=52days
182-52=130
Festival holidays=40days
130-40=90
Coll festivals=15days
44-15=29
1hr chatting per day=15days
29-15=14days
Sickness days=10days
14-10=4days
Film time in a year=3days
4-3=1day
Remaining 1 day is our b'day..
AB SAALA US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI YAAR!!!! ;-)




Its true that all men r born FREE & EQUAL..
Ya but some of them get married.. :-)




Love inspires envy,
Envy endangers spite,
Spite spawns fallacies..
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Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise
Upar ka sab samajh aa gaya.. ;-)




Luv funda for Guys-
Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
During night, do ur duty
&
After 9 mths get a cutie.. ;-)




SMS RATES-
1996- 4/-
2000- 2/-
2004- 1/-
2006-50 ps/-
2007- 10/-
2009- FREE :-)


Wats d difference between PROBLEM, TALENT & SKILL?
2 boys love 1 girl- PROBLEM
1 Boy loves 2 girls- TALENT
If both girls r sisters- SKILL ;-)




MATHS MAGIC-
Ur cell no.s last digit x 2+5x50+ur age+365-615..
The last 2 numbers is ur age & first 2 numbers is ur cell's last no. ;)




3 IMPORTANT STAGES OF LIFE-
BEFORE MARRIAGE- Mad for each other
DURING MARRIAGE- Made for each other
&
AFTER MARRIAGE- Mad bcoz of each other ;-)




TO BE SURE IF HITTING D TARGET IN UR LIFE
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SHOOT FIRST
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& WATEVER U HIT
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CALL IT D TARGET!!!
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THATS CALLED ATTITUDE! ;-)



U run after it & it keeps flying away from u..
But if u stand still, it cums & sits on ur shoulder..
Wish u lots of butterflies!
SHHH.. DON'T MOVE ;-)



Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to arise,
Hurricanes to sway around,
&
No one teaches how to choose a husband..
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!! ;-)



Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother???
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Coz a Mother can put only 1 child to sleep..
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But a Lecturer can put a whole class to sleep!!!! ;-)




For d first time in world's history
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3D msg in ur mobile!!!
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SEE & ENJOY!!
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D D D
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Amazing na!!! ;-)


If Columbus had a girlfriend, He might have never discovered

America..
Why??
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Girlfriend- Where ru going?
With whom?
How ru going?
To discover wat?
Why only u?
Wat shud I do wen u r gone?
Can I cum too?
Wen will u b back?
Where will u stay?
Will u miss me?
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Columbus wud have just dropped d idea!!!! ;-)



TOP 3 SWEETEST SLEEP-
1] Sleeping on mom's lap wen tired
2] Sleeping on lover's shoulder wen alone
&
3] Sleeping wid open eyes while attending lectures!!!



God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.


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UXYXMXYBEXYXRYXSXYDYEYLEYAYLLXYY..
DELETE CAPITAL Y & FOLLOW FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS..
See wat u get ;-)



If u luv sum1 truly, then recharge my mobile vd atleast Rs 50/-
& u'll get married to ur luv!!
Dont ignore! Its working!!
At least try!! ;-)



3 GUYS, named
WHAT
WHY
WHEN
were talking!
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WHAT- WHY what ru doing??
WHY- I donno wat i'm doing..
WHAT- WHY?
WHY- Why ru calling me What?
WHAT- Now Why did u call me?
WHY- What? When did I call u??
WHEN- In ur problem Y ru calling me??
WHY- What? Did I call u? When?
WHAT & WHEN- What?
WHEN- Why ru calling urself?
WHY- Did I call myself? When?
WHEN- What?
WHAT- Why did u call me? Don't ask When??
WHY & WHEN- What?
NOW FORWARD & KILL OTHERS HEAD!!!
HA HA HA!!!




A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things..
A gud heart can win many relationships..
But a gud nature can win many gud hearts..



Leave something for someone
but never leave someone for something
bcuz....in life something will leave u but someone wil lalways b with u...



Style is not looking best u can,
Neither is it d art of carrying yourself..
Its an instinct that flows from within,
Everyone is stylish in his own way.. :-)



DEFINITION OF STATUS-
The money we spend, which we don't have, to buy things which we don't need, to impress people whom we don't know..
Strange but True!!



In a nursery school canteen, thr was a basket of Apples with notice written over it- 'Do not take more than 1.. God is watching!'
A li'l further on next counter, thr was a box of chocolates on which kids wrote- 'Take as many as u want! God is busy watching apples!!' ;-)



WHATS ATTITUDE??
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3 Ants saw an elephant coming!
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1st Ant- We'll break his leg!
2nd Ant- We'll kill him!!
3rd Ant- Leave him Dude!!
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He's alone & We r 3.....



CORPORATE LESSONS-
"We'll do it" means "U'll do it"
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"U hav done a gr8 job" means "More work will b given to u"
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"We're a team" means "I'm not d only one to b blamed"
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"That's a gud question" means "I do not know anything abt it"
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"All d best" means "U r in trouble".. ;-)





Wats d difference between Talent & Intelligence??
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Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent..
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Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence.. ;-)



Tell me who am I out of d following?
TWEETY- I speak alot..
TOM & JERRY- I fight a lot..
DEXTER- Studius
BARBIE- Sweet, cute & Pretty
JOHNNY BRAVO- a flirt
MINI- Beautiful
TINTIN- Intelligent
MICKEY- Caring
MR. BEAN- Unpredictable
NODDY- Loved by all..
REPLY MUST!! ;-)




Height of Fashion-
A 2mth old Baby boy goes to Huggies outlet
asking for
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a LOW WAIST NAPPY!!!! ;-)




A man got to ask for 2 wishes from GOD!
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He asked for d BEST DRINK & d BEST WOMAN ever!
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Next moment, he had
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MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA next to him!
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MORAL- Be specific!! ;-)



EITHER WALK AS IF U RULE D WORLD!
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OR
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WALK AS IF U DAMN CARE WHO RULES D WORLD!!
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THAT'S ATTITUDE!
ROCK UR LIFE!!! :-)



OLD SAYING- "If someone throws a stone at u, throw back flower at them....!"
NEW SAYING- ".....Make sure u throw d flower with the Pot!!"
YE HAI YOUNGISTAN MERI JAAN!!! ;-)



FRIENDSHIP BETWN GIRLS-
A gal came home late & told Dad dat she was at frd's home!
Dad called 10 frnds,
But all said she wasn't thr!
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FRIENDSHIP BETWN BOYS-
A boy didn't come home 1 night & told Dad dat he was at his frnd's house!
Dad called 10 frnds,
8 confirmed he had slept at their house &
2 claimed he was still thr!!! ;-P



JAPANESE PROVERB- If one can do it, U too can do it!
If no one cn do it, U must do it!
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INDIAN PROVERB- If one can do it, let him do it!
If no one can do it, Leave it!!! ;-)



A THOUGHT-
We all spend lot of money for buying new clothes!
But never realize that best times r enjoyed without clothes!! ;-)

We need atleast 2 things to live in life-
1 heart to feel love!
&
1 brain to understand it....
Otherwise,
We'd have Broken Hearts
&
Confused minds!!! ;-)



Before battery low,
Before ma credit is over &
Before the sms is pending
may I take this time 2 say
“HI”
WISH U AL DE BEST N WHATEVER U R DOING,
MISS U.

 

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