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हिंदी मैं टाइप करें

विजेट आपके ब्लॉग पर

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Hindi April Fool SMS Jokes




(1)
Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.

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(2)

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir "itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai"
* April Fool *

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(3)

"Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota."

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(4)

u r BUDDHU...
B- est in all,
U- nderstanding by Mind,
D- ecent by Nature,
D- ynamic,
H- onest by Heart,
samjhe BUDDHU
April Fool

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(5)

kya meri naak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jaisi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.?

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(6)

My Eyes-Miss you
My feelings-love you
My mind-call you
My life is you
I will die without you,
I love you
aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko.

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(7)

M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
_LL_
BHOND_

Dekha...!!

Everything is incomplete without

"U".

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(8)

Aap Pagal ho...
plz mano aap Pagal ho...
gussa kyu karte ho yaar...
P-yare,
A-chche,
G-ood,
A-nmol,
L-ovely...
ab to manoge na ki aap kitne Pagal ho...!!

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(9)

Aisa DOSTANA ho hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu Kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu Teer,
Mai MATAR tu Paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu Badal,
Mai RAJMA tu Chawal,
Mai HOT tu Cool,
Mai APRIL tu....?

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(10)

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

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(11)

Aaj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata hu-
1 bottle pani fridge me rakho 2 ghante baad nikalo,
pani 1dum thanda hoga aur ‘THANDA MATLAB’?? Coca-Cola
April Fool

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(12)

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de.

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(13)

yaad aate hai wo suhane pal,
jab hum tum shararat kiya karte the,
hum Bandar k liye roye karte the...
aur tum apni photo dikha kar hume mana liya karte the.
April Fool

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(14)

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
April Fool

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(15)

Chaha hai jise Chaht se zada,
Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zada,
Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada...
Tu hi hai wo HaramZada.

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(16)

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha...
ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

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(17)

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

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(18)

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the......
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili...
aur aapne kaha,.....
ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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(19)

Ho sakta hai Barish k baad asma nila na ho,
Ho sakta hai Dhup aane pe sarso pila na ho,
Par ye ho hi nahi sakta ki aap sokar uthe aur Bistar gila na ho.

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(20)

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley

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(21)

Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

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