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Free SMS,Free Quotes,Free Messages,Free Sayings: Good Morning, Inspirational, Motivational, Love, Friendship, etc..Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-21558724375980927202010-05-09T21:59:00.000-07:002010-05-09T21:59:23.334-07:00<div style="background-color: white;"><meta content="text/html;
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<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Break%20Up%20SMS">Break Up SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Christmas%20SMS">Christmas SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Cool%20SMS">Cool SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Diwali%20SMS">Diwali SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Dream%20SMS">Dream SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Eid%20Mobarak%20SMS">Eid Mobarak SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/English%20Birthday%20SMS">English Birthday SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Father%27s%20Day%20SMS">Father's Day SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Flirt%20SMS">Flirt SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Fool%20SMS">Fool SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Friend%20Ship%20SMS">Friend Ship SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Funny%20SMS">Funny SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Good%20Afternoon">Good Afternoon</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Good%20Day">Good Day</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Good%20Evening">Good Evening</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Good%20Morning">Good Morning</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Good%20Night">Good Night</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Greeting%20SMS">Greeting SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Happy%20New%20year%20SMS">Happy New year SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Hindi%20April%20Fool%20SMS%20Jokes">Hindi April Fool SMS Jokes</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Holi%20SMS">Holi SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Insult%20SMS">Insult SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Kiss%20SMS">Kiss SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Love%20SMS">Love SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Missing%20You%20SMS">Missing You SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Mother%20Day%20SMS">Mother Day SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Motivational%20SMS">Motivational SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Nayghty%20SMS">Nayghty SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/One%20Liners">One Liners</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Politics%20SMS">Politics SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Special%20you%20SMS">Special you SMS</a> </li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Students%20Exams%20SMS">Students Exams SMS</a> <a href="http://goodmorningd.blogspot.com/search/label/Valentine%20SMS">Valentine SMS</a> </li>
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<h3><a href="http://ismsmessages.com/adult-sms/messages-2.html" title="Link to "></a>how is sex related to math <o:p></o:p></h3>how is sex related to math?<o:p></o:p><br />
add two person and a bed<o:p></o:p><br />
subtract cloths<o:p></o:p><br />
divide the legs<o:p></o:p><br />
multiply the strokes<o:p></o:p><br />
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>A good friend is like a good bra <o:p></o:p></h3>A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>Start your day with a lot of SEX .. <o:p></o:p></h3>Always start your day with a lot of… S E X<o:p></o:p><br />
S - SMILE<o:p></o:p><br />
E - ENERGY<o:p></o:p><br />
X - XCITEMENT<o:p></o:p><br />
so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>Come here, take off urs pants… <o:p></o:p></h3>Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.<o:p></o:p><br />
loving urs…..toilet!<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>How-come <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> penis so big.. <o:p></o:p></h3>Richman to poor man- “How-come <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> penis so big? Poor man-replied:<br />
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA <o:p></o:p></h3>Q: Who is senior,<br />
PENIS or VAGINA.<o:p></o:p><br />
A:VAGINA<br />
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>God bless your naughty mind <o:p></o:p></h3>It’s the thing that satisfies<o:p></o:p><br />
<st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> mind, body & soul!<o:p></o:p><br />
Do it on bed, on a sofa,<o:p></o:p><br />
in the car or anywhere!<o:p></o:p><br />
It’s called Prayer!<o:p></o:p><br />
God bless <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> naughty mind.<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>It’s too tight… <o:p></o:p></h3>Girl:It’s too tight<br />
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,<br />
Gal: Push it in,<br />
Boy:Ah..I can’t,<br />
Gal: It’s painful,<br />
Boy:Forget it.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>what are Nitrates? <o:p></o:p></h3>In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are Nitrates<br />
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>Food for thought <o:p></o:p></h3>Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich<br />
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life<br />
we do naked.<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>In order to get 100/100 in life <o:p></o:p></h3>In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas<br />
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>A cute Nurse came… <o:p></o:p></h3>A cute Nurse came for the interview..<br />
Dr: What salary YOU expect?<br />
Nurse: Rs.10,000.<br />
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.<br />
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>permission to get into a girls’ bathroom <o:p></o:p></h3>Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and<br />
touch her anywhere she likes?<br />
A: Lifebuoy.<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>A Guy picks up a girl… <o:p></o:p></h3>A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> belt around<br />
<st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> knee..?<br />
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s.. <o:p></o:p></h3>4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….<br />
1.Caution-dark tunnel<br />
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.<br />
3.Go slow.<br />
4.Men at work<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>But stupid Jill forgot the pill <o:p></o:p></h3>Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.<o:p></o:p><br />
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian? <o:p></o:p></h3>Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?<o:p></o:p><br />
A: Just another damn Woman…..<br />
trying to do a man’s job!!!<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>you under arrest for violating code 69<o:p></o:p></h3>I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 - distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.<o:p></o:p><br />
<h3><o:p> </o:p></h3><h3>who opens her legs, receives happiness <o:p></o:p></h3>A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,<o:p></o:p><br />
who opens her heart receives love,<o:p></o:p><br />
who opens her legs receives happiness <o:p></o:p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-12569082166141761592010-04-10T22:34:00.001-07:002010-04-10T22:35:45.923-07:00Sad Shayari<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;">Na Meri Koi Manzil Hai Na Kinara,<br />
Tanhai Meri Mahfil or Yaden Mera Sahara,<br />
Tum Se Bichhar Ke Kuch Yun Waqt Guzara,<br />
Kabhi Zindagi Ko Tarsy Kabhi Mout Ko Pukara.<br />
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<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><i><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;">~~~~~~~~~</span></i></b></span><b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />
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Pehli mohabbat me khata kar raha hu,<br />
<st1:place w:st="on">Kisi</st1:place> bewafaa se wafaa kar raha hu,<br />
Wo thukraye mujhko to kya aye khuda<br />
Tu hi mila de tujhse dua kar raha hun.<br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><i>~~~~~~~~~</i></span><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />
Har Koi Pyar Ke Liye Tadapta Hai,<br />
Har Koi Pyar Ke Liye Rota Hai,<br />
Mere Pyar Ko Galat Mat Samajh Na,<br />
Pyar To Dosti Mein Bhi Hota Hai.<br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><i>~~~~~~~~~</i></span><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />
Bahut tamana Thi kisi ko Apna Banane ki,<br />
Bahut tamana thi kisi ka Ho Jane ki,<br />
Par kya Pata Tha jiske Hum Hona Chahte Hai,<br />
Unhe Aadat Hi Nahin Thi kisi ko Apna Banane Ki.<br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><i>~~~~~~~~~</i></span><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />
Teri Yaad Mein Aansoon Ka Samandar Bana Liya,<br />
Tanhayi Ke Shehar Mein Apna Ghar Bana Liya,<br />
Suna Hai Log Poojte Hain Patthar Ko,<br />
Is Liye Dil Apna Patthar Bana Liya.</span></b><b><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b><i><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;">~~~~~~~~~</span></i></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-60599133324328073472010-04-10T22:26:00.000-07:002010-04-10T22:26:30.893-07:00Jocks<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><o:smarttagtype name="PlaceName" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="apple-style-span"><i><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;">English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"</span></i></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><i><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></i></span><i><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,</span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">~~~~~~~~~</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Hi! I am sardar,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">This is my sardarni,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">He is my kid,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">& she is my kidney.</span><br />
<br />
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<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">~~~~~~~~~</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">UR</st1:place></st1:city> BAD TIMES"</span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Do u want a documentary proof ??</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Ok,In future check out <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">At her LIPS is Love</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">CHEEKis Heroism</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">NECK is Lust</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.</span><br />
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</div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;">Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.</span></span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"> </span></span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">are you removing a wheel from your auto.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar : What is the name of your car ?</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Boss : Where were you born ?</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">sardar : <st1:place w:st="on">Punjab</st1:place> .</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Boss : which part ?</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.</span></span><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">a woman gives birth to a kid.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar-why r all these people running?</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">again twins & named Max & Climax.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">promoted as branch manager."</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">After much thought he wrote : Yes!</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">U know Why?</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Servant: It"s already raining.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">What will come first, Chicken or egg?</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">after deducting tax.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'..........</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar at an <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Art</st1:placename> <st1:placename w:st="on">Gallery</st1:placename></st1:place>: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar was writing something very slowly.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><i>~~~~~~~~~</i></span><o:p></o:p></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"> </span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">“ Dnt go 4luks dey cn decieve,</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">'GooD MORNIng'! ”</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">TUMHARE GOOD MORNING NE MERI JISM JAAN KO TAAZA BANA DIYA.. ”</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">“Hi, friend i am coming to meet u</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">in the way of light</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">just to vist and say</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">good morning ”</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">“ Be the sky above you,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">blue Soft be the road below you,</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span">Affection be the breeze around you,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">I pray all the happiness surrounds you.</span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Good Morning.”</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ No shadows to depress u,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">only joys to surround u,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">friends to luv u,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">and God himself to bless u.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">These r my wishes for today,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">tomorrow & everyday.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Good Morning…!!”</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ Chahe ghussa karo,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Chahe galiyan do,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">chahe sir pito,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Chahe mobile toro,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">chahe ghar ka saman bikhair do</span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Hum tu isi time GOOD MORNING kahenge ”</span><br />
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<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ ?It is a</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">S”imple”</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">M”<st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ind</st1:place></st1:state> touching”</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">I”nteractive”</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">L”ong lasting”</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">E”ffect which Wins the hearts..</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Yes..Its your “SWEET SMILE”</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">So Keep smiling always, good morning!”</span><br />
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<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ Morning time a cup of hot hello,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">A plate of crispy wishes,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">A spoon of sweet smiles &</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">A slice of great success specially for u…</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Good Morning”</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now &</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Keep the remaining 999 under <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> pillow,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Pick out 1 every morning coz</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning”</span><br />
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<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ One of the joys in life</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">is waking up each day</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">with thoughts that somewhere,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Someone cares enough to</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">send a warm morning greeting!</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Good morning and enjoy the day!”</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ No man in this world is rich</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">enough to buy his own PAST.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Enjoy each moment</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">before it gets beyond reach.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Have Good Day!</span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">”</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">A cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?!</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Have a great day! Good morning.”</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">- LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">I’m sharing all with U…</span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Good Morning!”</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ M-ake the most of it.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">O-pen your heart and mind.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">R-emember to thank God.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">N-ever frown</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">I-magine me</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">N-othing to worry.</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">G-ood Morning!</span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)”</span><br />
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<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ All mornings are like Paintings:-</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">U need a little inspiration to get going,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">a little smile to brighten up</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">&</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">An SMS from someone who cares to color <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> day…</span><br />
<br />
<span class="apple-style-span">(*) Good Morning (*)”</span><br />
<br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ Hi,now i am coming to meet u…</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">in the way of sun light…</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">in the way of sweet breeze…</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">in the way of good wishes…</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">just to say good morning…”</span><br />
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<br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ subah sham teri yaad aati hai,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">saari saari raat jagati hai,</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">karne ko to kar loon phone tujhe</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">par ek ladki hai jo balance kam batati hai. ”</span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.5pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">“ Do ordinary 4 God,He will do extraordinary 4 U, Do natural 4 God,He will do Supernatural 4 U,Do possible 4 God,He'll do wat is impossible 4 U,Take Care, gud</span><br />
<span class="apple-style-span">mong”</span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-57815986198324931272010-04-01T23:28:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.733-07:00Valentine SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">Valentine SMS</span></b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: red;"> Show SMS :</span></b> <b><span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span></b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Seconds of introduction,<br />
Minutes of discussion,<br />
Hours of attraction,<br />
Days of interaction,<br />
Years of satisfacion,<br />
Makes frdshp a strong Construction..<br />
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> @@@<br />
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// A BUNCH OF ROSES<br />
//<br />
//<br />
.+"+,.,+"+. A TOUCH<br />
+ + OF HEART<br />
'+. .+'<br />
'+.+'<br />
WISH U VERY HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> U never know y u like some ppl more than others..<br />
Y u luv sum ppl without reason..<br />
Y v feel happy abt meeting & spending time with them..<br />
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> ()""()<br />
( ',' )<br />
"" <br />
HEY U!<br />
YES U!<br />
THE SWEET ONE HOLDING THIS PHONE!<br />
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Its d month of Surprises..<br />
Proposals & Dates<br />
Chocolates & gifts<br />
Hugs & love songs..<br />
Its February!!<br />
Wish u a fun filled month..<br />
HAPPY FEBRUARY!! ;-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> It will catch up to you<br />
whether you want it to or not,<br />
Make your heart swell<br />
and tie it up in a knot. <br />
You wont know what it is<br />
but you'll feel it inside.<br />
Your feelings for this person<br />
well up inside. <br />
Then no matter how far<br />
and no matter how near...<br />
Each word or phrase she says,<br />
You'll always hold them dear.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> So when you say your prayers tonight,<br />
Please thank our God above...<br />
For He is there to shower you,<br />
With His almighty love.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> There's no one else I ever knew<br />
Who appealed to me the way you do.<br />
Please don't return my heart to me<br />
Because it's yours "for keeps" you see!<br />
If I could get your ear a minute<br />
Here's what I would whisper in it .....<br />
I Love You<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Cupid has his bow and arrow<br />
Aimed straight for you ...<br />
Don't try to stop him<br />
That will never do.<br />
<br />
There is someone that loves you<br />
In a very special way ...<br />
Wear your heart on your sleeve<br />
On this special day.<br />
<br />
Hearts are fluttering every where<br />
Catch one if you dare ...<br />
Valentines day is for lovers<br />
Show your love you care<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The rose, which is undoubtedly the most popular <br />
flower in the world, speaks<br />
of love and has been the choice <br />
of lovers in every century.<br />
If you rearrange<br />
the letters of the word Rose<br />
you get Eros... the god of Love. <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> When you are sad<br />
I will dry your tears<br />
When you are scared<br />
I will comfort your fears<br />
<br />
When you are worried<br />
I will give you hope<br />
When you are confused<br />
I will help you cope<br />
<br />
And when you are lost<br />
And can't see the light<br />
I shall be your beacon<br />
Shining ever so bright<br />
<br />
This is my promise<br />
I pledge till the end<br />
Why you may ask?<br />
Because you're my friend. <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Love cannot be defined. It can be felt. It is based on matching wavelengths, understanding, care and trust. Most important is Love is a feeling from within the heart. A person can love too many people at a time, the nature of loving is different. A mom, friend, girlfriend or a wife, each identity is separate and so is love which differs as per our affection. Love should be a neutral, selfless, a sacrifice too. It should give peace and contenment.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> "Love is a sacrifice, friendly relationship between two persons who are bound to understand, share each other's feelings throughout whole life together."<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Love means an illusion, false promises, fooling around, expensive - just a Dreaded Word! True Love dont exist. Valentine Day is only for people who are not sure of their Love <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Love and friendship are two sides of a coin. Make friends. Wishing ‘Happy Valentine Day to all of them who are a part of my life. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Love is a languague that every heart speaks. . Its sharing dreams and turning them to reality. It's the ocean of love and warmth of friendship that makes my life:-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> "The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know."- <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.<br />
Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Love is the language our hearts use to speak to one another. For you, my dear, my heart sings.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If you would be loved, love and be lovable. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Love seeketh not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hell's despair. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I am sure <br />
I’ve lost <br />
All the time, <br />
that I did not pass to loving you <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Your eyes aspire me <br />
Captivate me endlessly <br />
I do not wish for an end <br />
To these delicious moments <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Adam n Eve started to love,<br />
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,<br />
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,<br />
Laila n Majnu died for it,<br />
so my dear friendz beware of it<br />
Feb 14 is ahead ! <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> What the heart gives away is never gone,<br />
but kept in the hearts of others,<br />
from dusk to dawn.<br />
Love you from the core of my heart.<br />
Be my Valentine. <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If I die and go to heaven,<br />
I'll put your name on a golden star.<br />
So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me.<br />
I LOVE YOU <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> You are like the sunshine so warm,<br />
you are like sugar, so sweet.<br />
you are like you.<br />
and that�s the reason why I love you!<br />
Happy Valentine Day.<o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-65275228712029878362010-04-01T23:24:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.737-07:00Students Exams SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: red;"> Show SMS : </span></b> <b style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">LINCOLN</st1:city></st1:place>: If i have 8 hrs 2 cut a tree I spend 7 hrs in sharpening axe!<br />
<br />
<br />
Gr8 STUDENT: If i have 8 hrs 2 study I spend 7 hrs for searching book..! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 3 rules of college<br />
<br />
1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.<br />
2. Dont 4get 2 carry <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Ur</st1:place></st1:city> bag coz it acts as a Pillow.<br />
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 3 rules of college<br />
<br />
1. Be quiet in the Class coz othrs r Sleeping.<br />
2. Dont 4get 2 carry <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Ur</st1:place></st1:city> bag coz it acts as a Pillow.<br />
3. Keep the Campus Clean So be Absent. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> examination is garden ,success is flower,<br />
god bless you with power to pluck this flower..... <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". <br />
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. <br />
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100! <br />
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-76372806245188459552010-04-01T23:21:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.743-07:00Special You SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"> <b style="color: red;">Show SMS :</b> All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |<o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wen u smile, its like sunrise to me..<br />
& I want a daily sunrise in my life.. So, KEEP SMILING :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> IMPORTANT HEALTH TIPS-<br />
1] Answer d phone by left ear<br />
2] Dont take medicine with cold water<br />
3] Dont have huge meals after 5pm<br />
4] Drink more water in morning, less at night<br />
5] Best sleeping time is from 10am to 4pm<br />
6] Dont lie immediately after taking medicine<br />
7] Wen cell battery is low to last bar, dont answer d phone as d radiation is 1000 times stronger..<br />
..<br />
..<br />
Fwd it to 2 ppl u care for..<br />
KINDNESS COSTS NOTHING! :) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Once thr was an angel who wanted to change everything into something special..<br />
I saw d angel staring at u..<br />
I said, OOPS! NO... THIS ONE IS ALREADY SO SPECIAL.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Its meaningless to expect <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> frnd or partner to b of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> kind..<br />
Coz u cant hold their right hand in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> right hand to walk together..<br />
So respect & accept them with differences!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Special relations r hard to find,<br />
They r rare & 1 of a kind..<br />
I don't care if i have a few,<br />
Coz i have d best & that includes U... <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> your sms is electrical activity of my heart<br />
your miss call is beat of my heart<br />
your call is blood circulation of my heart<br />
so, please keep activate my heart <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In d game of life, its not important to hold all d gud relations..<br />
But its important how gud u behave with d relations which u hold.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Its hard to let go of someone who has touched <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life..<br />
But it hurts more to let go of someone who was never urs, yet changed <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> life d most..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Eyes r not meant for tears & Heart is not meant for fears,<br />
Never get upset but always cheer!<br />
Coz u r d one who can make ppl smile in tears!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> People say dat we dont understand d value of our closed ones until we lose them!<br />
Its wrong!<br />
We know their value but we never think dat we can lose them! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> We always miss d special someone in our life for 2 reasons-<br />
1] Either that person was sometime with u or<br />
2] U always wanted to be with that person.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> For all d frndshp U Share,<br />
For all d ways U Care.<br />
For all d times U r Thr,<br />
U r Special n beyond Compare..<br />
Just wanna say, Take Care!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Sometimes missig is more precious then being together<br />
because we miss only those friends with whom we always want to be together<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> We cannot be together, <br />
But we"ll never be apart, <br />
For no matter what life brings us, <br />
You�re always in my heart.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 'WORDS FROM D PAGES OF LIFE' Don't care some1 to that extent that u miss the other, but care to that extent that the other doesn't wish to lose you! <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other Gods. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile,your loving face, No one will ever take your place.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. Just for the pleasure of a moment with u.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A special smile, a special face, a special someone i cant replace. I luv u & i always will. U've filled a space no one can fill!<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
</tbody></table><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Sweet as a rose bud, bright as a star, cute as a kitten thats what u are, bundles of joy sunshine and fun, you are everything i luv all rolled into one.<br />
<b>”</b></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-91139559146975046932010-04-01T23:15:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.748-07:00Politics SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><style>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. <b>”</b><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-51359024123297394262010-04-01T23:13:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.754-07:00One Liners<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: red;"> Show SMS : </span></b> All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |<o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If u start judging ppl, u'll b having no time to luv them :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Never break 4 things in life-<br />
1. Trust<br />
2. Promise<br />
3. Relation<br />
4. Heart<br />
coz they don't make noise wen break but pain alot.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In a day, wen u dont come across any problem, u can b sure <br />
<br />
that u r travelling on a wrong path!<br />
- Swami Vivekanand <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> People say, Let time pass everything will b fine! Time is d <br />
<br />
best healer!!"<br />
But<br />
Time never heals a wound! Its just that u get addicted to d <br />
<br />
pain & become immune!!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> TRUE FACT OF LIFE-<br />
A person who laughs most & makes others laugh wud b <br />
<br />
having a thunder storm of sadness in his heart... <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Absence is d Best Presence coz if somebody is absent then u miss them & if u miss them, that means they r Present in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> heart.. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Words & Hearts should b handled with care,<br />
Coz words wen Spoken &<br />
Hearts wen Broken r d Hardest thing to repair..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> NICE SAYING-<br />
U'll continue <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> love even if <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> love fails coz How can u hate d heart which made u to love it..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Nobody in d world can have a CRYSTAL CLEAR HEART!!<br />
Coz<br />
Everyone's heart has <br />
some scratches<br />
scribbled by<br />
their dear ones!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Never b proud nor depressed for wat u r & position u hold in society!<br />
Remember, Wen d game of Chess is over, both d King & Pawn go to d same box!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> “ Smile n Silence r 2 Powerful Tools..<br />
Smile is d way to Solve Many Problems!<br />
Silence is d way to Avoid Many Problems! ” <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> READ IT TWICE-<br />
Ur true character is measured by How u treat those who can do nothing for u!!<br />
Take care!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Smile n Silence r 2 Powerful Tools..<br />
Smile is d way to Solve Many Problems!<br />
Silence is d way to Avoid Many Problems! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> D MOST DETERMINATIVE SENTENCE WHICH ONE SHOULD FOLLOW IN LIFE-<br />
THE RACE IS NOT OVER COZ I HAVEN'T WON YET!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> THOUGHT FOR LIFE-<br />
Your respect is not in Words spoken to u in <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> Presence, but words spoken for u in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Absence!! GM.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Heart beats r d biggest Hypocrite in d world!<br />
They beat in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> body,<br />
But always Dance to d Tune of Someone Else!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 3 Beautiful Quotes-<br />
Deepest feelings r always felt in Silence!<br />
Thr's no true love vdout Jealosy!<br />
A thing lost is always valued d Most!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A relationship doesn't shine by just shaking hands in best times!<br />
But it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical times!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Memories play very confusing role!<br />
They make u Laugh wen u remember d time U Cried 2gether!<br />
Bt make u Cry wen u remember d time u Laughed 2gether!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> True Fact...<br />
If u r Happy, U'll remember d person whom U love!!<br />
If u r Sad, U'll remember d person who loves U!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wen we wer kids, we wer eager to grow up!<br />
Today we r grown up & realize dat Wounded Knees wer much better than Broken Hearts!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now... <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. <br />
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<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-64248427314315772902010-04-01T23:06:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.759-07:00Naughty SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: red;"> Show SMS :</b> <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..." <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> MERE DIL ME RAHO YA JIGAR ME RAHO<br />
UMAR BHAR TUM MERI NAZAR ME RAHO<br />
BUS ITNA KARAM KAR DENA HUM PAR<br />
MERE GHAR MAT AANA, AAP APNE GHAR ME RAHO <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I mix Rum in water and got drunk.I mix Brandy in water and got drunk.I mix WHISKY in water and got drunk again.Now I have decided never to drink water again!!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> PIMPLE PIMPLE LITTLE STAR SAARE KANJUS MERE YAAR JOH, MUJHE PHONE YA SMS NAA KARE USKE MOOH PAR PIMPLE HO JAAYE CHAAR BAAR BAAR LAGATAAR. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Do u know that <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> smile takes 1000 people to death?<br />
Save the world� so plz start teeth brushing regularly <b>”</b><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-19560706970807082372010-04-01T23:03:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.767-07:00Motivational SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="PlaceType" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="PlaceName" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: red;"> Show SMS :</span></b> <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others </span>|<o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life never turns d way we want,<br />
But we can live it d best way we can..<br />
Thr's no perfect life,<br />
But we can fill it with perfect moments.. :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> U want & u get, thats luck!<br />
U want & u wait, thats time!<br />
U want but u compromise, thats life!<br />
U want,u wait & u dont compromise, thats success!!<br />
HAV A SUCCESSFUL DAY!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life gives answer in 3 ways-<br />
It says YES & gives u wat u want..<br />
Says NO & gives u something better..<br />
Says WAIT & gives u d best..<br />
GUD DAY!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Whoever u may be, Wherever life leads u,<br />
U r always <br />
a Mom's child,<br />
a Dad's dream,<br />
a Family's future,<br />
a Frd's heart &<br />
Someone's life!<br />
Be d best of it.. <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is a book of mysteries.<br />
U never know which page brings u a agud twist in d story!<br />
So keep reading coz happiness comes wen it is most unexpected!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> SENSIBLE THOUGHT-<br />
Do not loose wat u have by desiring wat u dont have!<br />
Coz wat u have now is 1 of d many things U once desired.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Golden words of Hitler- "Wen u r in light, Everything will follow u! But wen u r in dark, even <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> own shadow will not follow u.." <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 31 STATES<br />
1618 LANGUAGES<br />
6400 CASTES<br />
6 RELIGION<br />
6 ETHNIC GROUPS<br />
29 MAJOR FESTIVALS<br />
1 COUNTRY!<br />
PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN!<br />
JAI HIND!<br />
HAPPY <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">INDEPENDENCE</st1:place></st1:city> DAY! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> !==--,,_,,-=-,_;<br />
!==--,,_,,-=-,_;<br />
!==--,,@,,-=-,_;<br />
!==--,,_,,-=-,_;<br />
!!<br />
!!<br />
!!<br />
<br />
VANDE MATRAM!<br />
WISH U HAPPY <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">INDEPENDENCE</st1:place></st1:city> DAY!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wenever u r Depressed, Confused or Hurt<br />
Dont Worry!<br />
Stand infront of d mirror & u'll find d Best Person who'll solve all <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> problems!<br />
TRUST URSELF.. :-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> World's saddest sentence said by World's funniest person Charlie Chaplin- "I love to walk in d rain coz no one can see my tears.." <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A cotton wool flying in air is due to its luck!<br />
But a Bird flying in air is its Effort<br />
So dont worry if Luck doesnt support u!<br />
Efforts r urs!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life never turns d way u want but we live it d best way we can..<br />
Thr's no perfect life but we can fill it with perfect moments.. GM<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In life u'll never know wat u've been missing until it arrives!<br />
& U'll never know wat u've got until its missing..<br />
Appreciate every li'l thing u have..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Never design <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> character like a Garden whr any1 can walk..<br />
Design it like d Sky whr everyone aspires to reach!<br />
Aim high! Reach high..<br />
GUD DAY! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In life wen u face choices, simply toss a coin..<br />
It works!<br />
Not coz it gives results, but while d coin is in d air u suddenly know wat <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> heart is hoping for!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Welcome d new morning with <br />
SMILE ON UR FACE<br />
LOVE IN UR HEART<br />
GUD THOUGHTS IN UR MIND &<br />
U'll have a Wonderful day!!<br />
Wish u a lovely morning!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life has no pause butons!<br />
Dreams have no expiry date!<br />
Time has no holiday!<br />
So dont waste a single moment in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life..<br />
Live it! Rock it! ;-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A man was walkin on a shaking bridge.<br />
He prayed for help!<br />
He saw God on d other side of d bridge & asked God to come near..<br />
But God didn't come.<br />
Man got angry.<br />
With gr8 difficulty he crossed to d other side & saw God holding d broken bridge..<br />
Trust him..<br />
His ways r amazing!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life never leaves u empty..<br />
It always replaces wat u've lost..<br />
If it asks u to put something down, its coz it wants u to pick up something better!! :-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is not a music player to listen to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> favourite songs..<br />
It is a Radio!<br />
U must adjust urself to every frequency!<br />
Enjoy watever cums in it.. Thats reality! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Golden thought- Do not care much for others & get dissappointed! But more importantly d not dissapoint those who care even a li'l abt u!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality.. But d permanent defeat of life is wen we surrender our dreams to reality. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The best cosmetics in life-<br />
TRUTH- for lips..<br />
PITY- for eyes..<br />
CHARITY- for hands..<br />
Smile- for face &<br />
LOVE- for heart..<br />
Use them well & make life Beautiful! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Luck isn't in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> hands, but Hardwork is!<br />
Ur Hardwork can make <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Luck! <br />
But <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> Luck can't make <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Work!<br />
So always trust urself!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Its always gud to Compromise wen d other side understands <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> feelings..<br />
But its not gud to bend so much dat u loose <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> existence!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> After failing twice, Edmund Hillay challenged <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placetype w:st="on">Mt.</st1:placetype> <st1:placename w:st="on">Everest-</st1:placename></st1:place> "I'll come again & conquer u! Coz as a Mountain, u can't grow but as a person, I can.."<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Greatest difference betwn DREAM & AIM-<br />
DREAM needs Effortless sleep &<br />
AIM needs Sleepless efforts. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Prayer is not a Spare Wheel dat U pull out wen U r in trouble!<br />
Use it as a Steering Wheel dat keeps U on d Right Path throughout Life!! Gud morning :-)<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Most of d things we desire r expensive!<br />
Bt d truth is dat d things dat really satisfy us r FREE!<br />
Like JOY, LAUGHTER, HAPPINESS, GRATITUDE & FRIENDSHIP..!!<br />
Happy Friendship Day! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Remember That You Are Needed.<br />
There Is At Least One Important Work To Be Done<br />
That Will Not Be Done Unless You Do It.<br />
Be Happy Always. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Destiny Is No Matter Of Chance,<br />
It Is A Matter Of Choice,<br />
It Is Not A Thing To Be Waited For,<br />
It Is A Thing To Be Achieved. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> We work for making better 2moro!<br />
But wen 2moro comes, Instead of Enjoying We again start thinking for better 2moro!<br />
So lets Enjoy Today! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life gives answers in 3 ways-<br />
It says YES n gives u watever U want!<br />
It says NO n gives u something Better!<br />
Or it asks u to WAIT & gives u d BEST!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A Crow was sitting on a Tree doing Nothing!<br />
Rabbit thought 2do d Same & sat on d Ground!<br />
A Wolf came n ate it!<br />
MORAL- TO SIT & DO NOTHING U NEED 2B AT D TOP!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wherever U go, Whatever U do, Remember <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Aim.. so <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Future will Glow!<br />
Do U know dat Path is Narrow n No shortcut is Slow!<br />
Remember <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> Aim so <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Future will Glow! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Having God in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Boat doesn't mean dat U'll not face any storm!<br />
But it means dat no storm can sink <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Boat!<br />
Walk in faith n u'll nvr walk alone!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is a Book of Mystery!<br />
U never know which page will bring a Good Twist in d Story!<br />
Keep on reading it coz Happiness comes wen it is most Unexpected!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Watevr we do, we must remember our Aim every moment!<br />
If U dream to fly with Eagles, Don't waste <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Time in Swimming with Ducks!!<br />
-Barack Obama<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life never leaves U empty..<br />
It always replaces everything U lost!<br />
If it asks U to put something Down, Its bcoz it wants U to pick up something Better!! :-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> THOUGHT FOR LIFE-<br />
Your respect is not in Words spoken to u in <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> Presence, but words spoken for u in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Absence!! GM..<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wen God leaves U at d edge of a Cliff, Trust Him!<br />
One of d 2 things vl happen!<br />
Either He'll catch u wen u fall..<br />
Or He'll teach u how to fly!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A NICE SAYING-<br />
If u wait to b happy, U'll wait forever!<br />
But if u start to b happy, u'll b happy forever!<br />
KEEP SMILING! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life can be happier & stress-free if we remember 1 simple thought! We can't hav all dat we desire! But God will give us all dat we deserve!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> GOD SAYS:<br />
Tu karta woh hai jo TU chahta hai<br />
Par Hota woh hai jo MAIN chahta hu<br />
Tu woh kar jo MAIN chahta hu<br />
Fir woh hoga jo TU chahta hai <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The 4 Look-<br />
'Look' Back and get Experience,'Look' Forward and see Hope !<br />
'Look' Around and find Reality !<br />
'Look' Within and find confidence ! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If life gives hundred reasons to cry then<br />
show to life thousands reasons to smile. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> When there is a confusion between your heart and mind, don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything but your heart knows only U. <b>”</b><br />
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(Posted on : 23-12-2007 Characters : 140)<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> When God takes away something from <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> hands don't think he's punishing u. He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better. Gud Day!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Tackle life with all <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> skills<br />
Overcome each and every hill<br />
If u persist with all <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> will<br />
U will enjoy <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> life and all its thrill�s. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life gives u answers in 3 ways�.<br />
<br />
It says..<br />
Yes<br />
And gives u sumthing gud.<br />
<br />
It says..<br />
No..<br />
And gives u sumthing better.<br />
<br />
It says..<br />
Wait..<br />
And gives u best. <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. " <b>”</b><br />
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(Posted on : 19-12-2006 Characters : 73)<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Blood, sweat and tears AREN'T what it takes to see your dreams come true, imagination, belief and expectation are what's needed... <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Death is not the greatest loss in life.......<br />
<br />
The greatest loss is - what dies in you when you are alive. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Winning horse does not know why he runs in race. He runs because of beats and pain.<br />
<br />
Life is a race. God is your rider. So if you are in pain then think, God wants you to win the race. <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Half of d problems in life r coz we act without thinking!<br />
& rest half r coz we keep thinking without acting!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wen a drop of water falls into a river, it has no identity!<br />
But wen it falls on d leaf of a Lotus, it shines like a pearl!!<br />
So choose d best place whr u can shine!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Laugh at <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> mistakes, but learn from them..<br />
Joke at <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> troubles, but gather strength from them,..<br />
Have fun vd <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> difficulties, but overcome them!<br />
Thats life!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If u miss an opportunity, do not cloud <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> eyes vd tears!<br />
Keep <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> vision clear so dat u dont miss d next one! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Never get upset if u take more time to get success than others!<br />
Remember,<br />
A Pyramid takes more time to build than an ordinary Building!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life may not b d party u hoped for but dat doesnt mean u should stop dancing!<br />
Remember u r d DJ of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life!<br />
Just spin it!<br />
Rock it!<br />
Enjoy it! ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The joy dat u giv to others is d joy dat flows back into <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life!<br />
A happy heart makes a cheerful face!<br />
May all <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> days b as lovely as <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> heart.. :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A strong & positive attitudes creates more miracles than any other thing coz life is 10% how u make it<br />
& 90% how u take it!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Dont think of d few things dat u didn't get 4m god after praying!<br />
Think of all those countless beautiful things that he gave u vdout even asking!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Beautiful pictures r developed by negatives in dark room!<br />
So if u c darkness in life, believe that God is making a Beautiful picture for u!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Dont count wat u've lost!<br />
Just see wat u hav now!<br />
Coz Past never comes back but sometimes Future can give back all those things which we've lost in Past!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Be simple but look stylish,<br />
Be tough but look soft,<br />
Be tensed but look cool,<br />
Be a winner but look like a Beginner..<br />
Thats d way of living life!! :-)<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Dont take rest after Success..<br />
Coz if u fail next time so many lips r waiting to say dat <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> previous victory was Luck!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is a gr8 travel trip,<br />
Problem is dat it does not come vd a map..<br />
We have to search our own ways to reach destinations..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Staying at d back, Giving own power..<br />
& to support to those who r in front & still being egoless is wat we shud learn from ZERO! :-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life never seems to be the way we want it but we have to live it the best way we can!<br />
There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS.. <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is not an i-pod to listen to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> favourite songs!<br />
It's a Radio!<br />
Umust adjust urself to every frequency & enjoy watever comes in it!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Hurting sum1 is as easy as cutting a tree- within a moment!<br />
But making sum1 happy is like growing a tree- Takes a lot of time, care & patience!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> "If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a Tree.<br />
If you fall on the ground, fall as a Seed that grows back to fight again."<br />
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Padhman <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> All d right things r not possible always!<br />
All d possible things r not right always!<br />
So be true to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> heart & u'll never go wrong in life! <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Sometimes in life, One feels that all doors r now closed!<br />
Wen that happens in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> life, remember d words- "A closed door isn't always locked!!" :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is like a Flute..<br />
It can have Holes & Emptiness at times but if we work on it, the same flute can produce magical melodies!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Smooth roads never make Good drivers!<br />
Clear sky never makes Good pilots!<br />
Problem-free life never makes a Good person!!<br />
Life is a Challenge! Live it!! <br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If u can't fly, Run!<br />
If u cant run, Walk!<br />
But watever u do keep on moving towards <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> goal!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Things we lose in life always have its own way of coming back to us at d end..<br />
But it always happens in d most unexpected ways!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life can be happier & stress-free if we remember 1 simple thought-<br />
We can't have all that we desire! But god will give us all that we deserve!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A boy cried wen he had no shoes..<br />
Suddenly he stopped crying wen he saw a man vdout legs..<br />
Life is full of blessings!<br />
Sometimes we dont understand it..<br />
Gud mrng!! :-)<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Always have a unique character like SALT!<br />
Its presence is not felt but absence makes all things tasteless!!<br />
Gud day! :-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Best lines by a great man-<br />
"I studied everything but never topped!!<br />
But, today the Toppers of d best universities r my employees...."<br />
- BILL GATES<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Words of life-<br />
Try to make at least 2 persons happy in a day!<br />
but<br />
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Make sure one of them is U!!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> HOPE & END r always thr for everyone!<br />
Depends on us how we deal with them..<br />
A HOPELESS END!<br />
or<br />
An ENDLESS HOPE!!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Whoever u may be, whrever life leads u,<br />
Ur always a mom's child,<br />
a dad's dream,<br />
a family's future,<br />
a frd's heart &<br />
sum1's life!!!<br />
Be d best of it :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 1 tree makes 1 lakh matchsticks..<br />
But<br />
1 Matchstick can burn 1 lakh trees..<br />
MORAL- 1 Negative thought can burn all positive thoughts!<br />
So be positive in life!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> We think thr's enough time to live but we never know which moment is d final one!!<br />
So, Share, Cheer & Love every moment of life!! :-)<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A beautiful thought-<br />
No one can go back & change a bad beginning!<br />
But ayone can start anything anytime & create a successful ending!!<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani..<br />
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29 yrs later,<br />
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Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy IDBI..<br />
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This shows nothing is impossible!!<br />
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Today, Swiss bank rejected loan for me!! ;-)<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If d path is beautiful, lets ask where it leads..<br />
But if d Destination is beautiful, don't ask how is the path..<br />
KEEP WALKING!!<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life has no 2nd edition to correct it later..<br />
It has only 1 edition which should be the Best..<br />
So lets be careful while writing every page!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Nothing can be changed by changing face,<br />
But everything can be changed by facing the change..<br />
Have a nice life with sweet changes!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Keep d smile, Leave d tear..<br />
Think of joy, Forget d fear..<br />
Hold d Laugh, Leave d pain..<br />
Be joyous everyday!! Gud mrng :-) <b>”</b><br />
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<tr style="color: red;"> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"><b> Show SMS : <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></b></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In any task we hav to cross 3 stages-<br />
1] Insult<br />
2] Opposition<br />
3] Acceptance..<br />
Fools stop at 1st.<br />
Losers stop at 2nd &<br />
Winners cross d 3rd.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Dreams give rise to hope,<br />
Hope inspires efforts,<br />
Efforts result in success..<br />
So dreams r root of success..<br />
Let all <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> drems cum true! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Nothing is old, nothing is new..<br />
It just a matter of point of view..<br />
Enjoy life as happy days r few..<br />
Coz if life is an ocean then happy moments r like dew.. :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A GOLDEN QUOTE BY RATAN TATA-<br />
"I dont believe in taking right decisions..<br />
I take decisions & then make them right.."<br />
So always believe in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> ability & efforts.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Never try or beg for support from others..<br />
Stand alone & face d life as a race..<br />
Then everyone will follow u..<br />
HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> FANTASTIC SAYING-<br />
Not all fingers r same in length..<br />
But wen they r bend, all stands equal..<br />
Life becomes easy wen we bend & adjust to situations.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> No one has ever won a game of chess by moving forward alone..<br />
Sometimes u hav to move backward to get a better step forward.. :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Never design <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> character like a garden whr anyone can walk..<br />
Design it like d sky whr everyone aspires to reach.<br />
Aim high! Reach high! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In d end, only 3 things matter d most, <br />
how fully u lived<br />
how deeply u loved<br />
&<br />
how well u learnt to let go of things not meant for u.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> BEST 2 LINES-<br />
Silence is d best answer for all questions..<br />
&<br />
Smiling is d best reaction to all situations.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Dont go d way whr life takes u..<br />
But take life d way whr u want to go!<br />
Always remember u r born to live & not living coz u r born.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> IF U KEEP WAITING FOR JUST THE RIGHT TIME,U MAY NEVER BEGIN. BEGIN FROM WHERE U ARE. WITH WHAT U ARE AND WITH WHAT U HAVE. THATS LIFE. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Umbrella cant stop d rain,<br />
But makes us stand d rain..<br />
Confidence may not bring success,<br />
But gives power to face any challenge in life.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> NICE LINES BY CHANAKYA-<br />
U r born without anything but u die with <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> name..<br />
So that name must not b a Word..<br />
It must b a History!!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Destiny is simply d strength of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> desires..<br />
If u cry at a trouble, it grows double!!<br />
If u laugh at d trouble, It disappears like a bubble!! ;-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Beautiful life is just an imagination.<br />
But life is more beautiful than imagination..<br />
So enjoy every moment of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life!!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wen everything seems to b going against u, remember that an <br />
<br />
Aeroplane takes off against d wind & not with it.. :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Never design <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> character like a garden where anyone can walk..<br />
Design <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> character like the sky, where everyone desires to reach!!<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is short..<br />
So break d rules!<br />
Forgive quickly!<br />
Kiss slowly!<br />
Love truly!<br />
Laugh uncontrollably!<br />
&<br />
Never regret anything that made u smile!!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wenever u find d key to success, Some idiot changes d lock!!<br />
So forget d key!<br />
Learn to break d doors!!!<br />
Keep rocking!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Success & Excuses do not talk together..<br />
If u want Excuses, forget abt Success..<br />
If u want Success, do not give excuses!! <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> LIFE means missing expected things,<br />
& facing unexpected things..<br />
Wen u r right no one remembers<br />
but wen u r wrong, no one forgets..<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life means missing expected things & facing unexpected things..<br />
Wen u r near, no one remembers..<br />
But wen u r far, no one forgets..<br />
Thats life!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life itself cannot give u anything unless u urself work for it..<br />
Life just gives u TIME & SPACE..<br />
Its upto u fill it as much as possible!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is all about 3 things-<br />
WINNING, LOSING & SHARING..<br />
WINNING others Hearts,<br />
LOSING bad things<br />
&<br />
SHARING happy moments... <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Problem is just a distance between Expectation & Reality!<br />
So either expect less & accept d reality..<br />
Or expect alot & be brave enough to turn it into reality!! <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> KURT COBAIN said- "I'd rather b hated for who i am than b loved for who i'm not!!"<br />
The musician died but left a wonderful thought!<br />
So b wat u r & beleive in urself!! <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Man asked a fallen rose- 'Dont u get hurt wen plucked??'<br />
Rose replied- 'No! I forget my pain thinking that I'm d reason for someone else's smile!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Ppl may b unkind,<br />
U just b kind..<br />
They may cheat,<br />
U b honest..<br />
They may forget gud deeds,<br />
U just do gud..<br />
At d end, It'll b between God & U..<br />
& not U & Them. <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 5 SECRETS OF SUCCESS IN UR ROOM ITSELF-<br />
ROOF says- Aim High!<br />
FAN says- Be Cool..<br />
CLOCK says- Every minute is precious!<br />
MIRROR says- Reflect before u act..<br />
WINDOW says- See d world with me!! <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> GENIUS & SUCCESSFUL ppl <br />
DON'T RELAX IN CHAIRS..<br />
They relax in work..<br />
Sleep with dreams<br />
&<br />
Awake with determination & commitment.. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The permanent temptation of life is to confuse dreams with reality!<br />
But d permanent defeat of life comes wen we surrender our dreams to reality!! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Acheiver never exposes themselves..<br />
But their acheivement exposes them..<br />
DO OR DIE is old saying..<br />
Do before u Die is new one..<br />
GUD DAY!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 2 WAYS TO B HAPPY IN LIFE-<br />
Never take help of tears to show <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> emotions..<br />
&<br />
Never take help of words to show <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> anger..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Make a mind which never Minds..<br />
Make a heart which never Hurts..<br />
Make a touch which never Pains..<br />
&<br />
Make a relation which never Ends.. :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Feeling tense, THINK ME..<br />
Feeling sad, CALL ME..<br />
Feeling lonely, SEE ME..<br />
Feeling sleepy, DREAM OF ME..<br />
.<br />
.<br />
My name is SELF CONFIDENCE!!<br />
NEVER LOSE ME!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Thr's always another chance for everything in life..<br />
But fact is, thr's no chance of another life..<br />
So Dream it,<br />
Mean it,<br />
Live it,<br />
Love it.. ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life itself cannot give u anything unless u really work for it..<br />
Life just gives u time & space..<br />
Its upon u to fill it with <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> dreams!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER-<br />
1. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle!<br />
2. Forgive <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> enemy but remember that bastard's face!<br />
3. Help a man wen he is in trouble & he'll remember u wen he is in trouble again!<br />
4. Many ppl r alive only coz its illegal to shoot them..<br />
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then neither does milk!<br />
6. Thr's always a li'l truth behind 'just joking'.. ;-) <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Everything in life has a beautiful ending..<br />
If its not beautiful, then believe me its not d end!<br />
Its just d begining of something more beautiful!!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-53790068387576019942010-04-01T22:44:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.789-07:00Mothers Day SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="State" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="color: red;">Show SMS :</span></b> <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A fantastic question with a meaningful answer-<br />
.<br />
.<br />
WAT IS BIRTHDAY?<br />
.<br />
.<br />
The only day in <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> life<br />
wen u cried<br />
& <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> mother was smiling!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Human body can bear only upto 45 <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Del</st1:place></st1:state> (unit) of pain..<br />
But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Del</st1:place></st1:state> of pain..<br />
This is similar to to 20 bones fractures at d same time..<br />
So LOVE UR MOM till d end of <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> life!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> WHY MOTHER IS SO SPECIAL??<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Wen I came home in rain, Brother asked- 'Y didn't u take an umbrella??'<br />
Sister advised- 'Y didn't u wait till rain stopped??'<br />
Father angrily warned- 'Only after getting cold, u'll realize!!'<br />
But Mother..<br />
While drying on my hair, said- 'Stupid rain! Couldn't it wait till my child came home!!!' :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Do u know the full form of "Mummy"<br />
M-maa <br />
u -u live <br />
m - many <br />
m -many <br />
y-years<br />
<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Happy Mother's Day <br />
means more than flowers and gifts <br />
It means saying thank you <br />
It means I love you <br />
You are my mother, my friend <br />
Today is your day. <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Mommy, I love you<br />
For all that you do.<br />
I'll kiss you and hug you<br />
'Cause you love me, too. <br />
You feed me and need me<br />
To teach you to play,So smile 'cause I love you<br />
On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I luv u mom <br />
having u makes me feel safe & calm <br />
I miss u mom <br />
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm <br />
u r the greatest <br />
because u r my mom <b>”</b><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-82662702963258406142010-04-01T22:35:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.797-07:00Love SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="country-region" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Be close to someone who makes u happy,<br />
But be closer to someone who cant b happy without u..<br />
It makes a lot of difference! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> To luv is duty & right,<br />
To b loved is a gift & luck..<br />
To luv sum1 who luvs u is an achievement..<br />
& to b luvd by sum1 whom u luv is life.. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Bell</st1:place></st1:city> has no sound till someone rings it,<br />
Song has no tune until someone sings it..<br />
So never hide <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> feelings ,<br />
Coz it has no value till someone feels it :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Luv is not only gaining sum1,<br />
But also losing urself to sum1..<br />
If 1 luvs u, its not coz of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> excellence..<br />
Its coz of d purity of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> heart :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Its a fact-<br />
Wen u r happy, u want to reach d person u love most..<br />
But wen u r sad, u want to reach d person who loves u most..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> TRUE STORY-<br />
Thr was a guy who was tired of reading his gf's msgs which always contained i luv u, i miss <br />
<br />
u or hav u taken <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> meal?<br />
One nt, while lying in bed he rcvd a msg bt dint bother to read, insted he went to sleep.<br />
Nxt day, he got a call 4m his gf's mom dat her daughter was raped & killd last nt, He den <br />
<br />
read d msg in wch was written "Honey plz cum & hlp. sum1's following me"<br />
Nvr hurt ne1 who really luvs u! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A sensible proposal from a boy to a beautiful girl- "Hey Angel! I'm not forcing u <br />
<br />
to love me.. But don't let love b d reason for hating me.." :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Do u know why ppl say dat u don't feel sleepy wen u r in luv???<br />
Coz for d 1st time, u find reality more beautiful than <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> dreams.. :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Do u know why ppl say that u dont feel sleepy wen in luv???<br />
Coz<br />
Its for d 1st time..<br />
that u find..<br />
REALITY MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">UR</st1:place></st1:city> DREAMS!!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> U can hide pain u feel,<br />
& make others believe dat u can move on!<br />
But u cant deny d truth dat d 1 who has hurt u is still d 1 u always choose to <br />
<br />
luv!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Don't search for eyes which never want to see u..<br />
But never try to escape from the eyes which r always searching for <br />
<br />
u!!! :-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Once a man asked God, What is love?<br />
God said, Go to a garden & get d most beautiful flower!<br />
The man returned empty handed & told that I had found d <br />
<br />
most beautiful flower but I kept walking in the hope of a <br />
<br />
better 1 & then I realised that I had ignored d best. Wen went <br />
<br />
back, I cud not find it thr! God said, This is luv! U dont value <br />
<br />
it wen u have it & repent wen u lose it!! Love is d sweetest <br />
<br />
thing so never let <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> luv go in search of a better one!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Once thr was an island whr all feelings lived together..<br />
One day thr was a storm in d sea & island was abt to ddrown..<br />
Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape..<br />
Every feeling borrowed d boat but one feeling was left..<br />
Luv got down to c who it was?<br />
It was Ego! Luv tried & tried but Ego didnt moov..<br />
Everyone asked Luv to leave Ego & cum in d boat but Luv was meant to luv.. It <br />
<br />
remained with Ego. All other feelings were left alive but Luv died coz of Ego!!! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> It takes a lifetime to find true love & it takes only a moment to lose it forever..<br />
So if u love sumone show it now,<br />
Coz a lost today may b a lost forever..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> SWEET TRUE LOVE-<br />
Small girl & Boy were crying together..<br />
Wen asked Y??<br />
Girl said- 'My doll has broken!!'<br />
& <br />
Boy said- 'I'm cryng coz my doll is crying!!!' <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> LOVE MSG-<br />
Love is beautiful like butterfly!<br />
Wen u try to catch it, it flies away..<br />
But wen u wait silently, it comes & touches u..<br />
So wait for <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> butterfly!! ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> U cant wrap love in a box,<br />
But u can wrap a person in a hug..<br />
A hug delights, Warms & Charms..<br />
Dat must b y God gave us arms..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Boy & Gal were playing Hide & Seek..<br />
While playing, Gal sends Boy a msg- "If u find me, u can hug me! If u cant, i'll keep hiding in d Shed!!!"<br />
Luv is always sweet :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Sometimes love is for a moment,<br />
& Sometimes its for a lifetime..<br />
However, a moment vd d 1 u love is enough to spend a Lifetime..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A STRANGE BUT TRUE QUOTE-<br />
Love doesnt start in morning & end in evening!<br />
It starts wen u dont need it & ends wen u need it d most!!<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Nice words written by a boy who lost his love in Tsunami-<br />
"Sea, I'll never forgive u in my life even if <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> waves touch my feet a Million times!!!!"<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In life There are 6 things u must never lose,<br />
1..Character<br />
2..Self Respect<br />
3..Hope<br />
4..Heart<br />
5..Identity<br />
&<br />
6..<br />
OFCOURSE ME, the Great <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> D worst thing in life is ATTACHMENT!<br />
It hurts wen u lose it..<br />
D best thing in life is LONELINESS!<br />
Coz it teaches u everything & wen u lose it, u get everything!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> hume pyar bina jeena nhi aata unhe pyar ke sath jina nahi aata,jindgi jeene k yahi do tarike hai,ek unhe nahi aata ek hume nhi aata. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Heartbeats r d biggest hypocrites in d world!<br />
They beat in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> heart but always dance to d tune of someone else!!! ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Din Hai To Raat Bhi Hogi<br />
Badal Hai To Barsat Bhi Hogi<br />
Judai Ka Gam Na Kar Mere Dost<br />
Zindgi Rahi To Mulakat Bhi Hogi <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wen lots of ppl start to luv u & u may get confused whom to luv, Just tell them I HATE U!<br />
Everyone will get back but not d person who truly loves u!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> EXCELLENT THOUGHT-<br />
If sum1 dies early, ppl say God loves him very much!<br />
But u r still on earth..<br />
It means sum1 on earth loves u more than God!! :-)<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Whr was LOVE born??<br />
Guess!!<br />
In <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">CHINA</st1:place></st1:country-region>!!<br />
Coz It has no warranty, no guarantee!<br />
Chale to Chaand tak!<br />
Nahi to Shaam tak!! ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Aaj Ujalo Me Ek Kami Si Rehne De..<br />
Ankhon Me Ek Katra Nami Si Rehne De..<br />
Reh Na Jaye Mohabbat Adhuri Meri..<br />
Intezar Hai uska..<br />
Intezar .. Hi Rehne De.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Some love one,<br />
Some love two,<br />
But i love one and that is you.. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-<br />
Boy- Do u hug <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> teddy bear while sleeping at night??<br />
Gal- Yes!<br />
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life?? ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In life Love is never planned nor does it happen for reason. But when the Love is real it becomes your plan for life & your reason 4 living. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> YAHAN SAB LOG KEHTE HAI <br />
MERI AANKHO MEIN PANI HAI<br />
JO TU SAMJHE TO MOTI HAI <br />
JO NA SAMJHE TO PANI HAI <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If I were to describe True love, then I'd describe it as Wat a Snowman did to a Snowwoman..<br />
He gave her a Watrm Hug & they both melted in each others arms..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> U know why god made eyes in pair, lags in pair, hands in pair, & the heart as single?!! Just to find a heart of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> choice & make a pair... <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A Heart dies wen it is not able to Share its Feelings!<br />
But A Heart kills itself wen another Heart doesn't understand its Feelings!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Find Arms dat vl Hold u at <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> Weakest,<br />
Eyes dat vl C u at <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> Ugliest,<br />
Heart dat vl Luv u at <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> Worst,<br />
& If u've found it,<br />
U've found True Love! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> how to impress a girl:<br />
respect her,<br />
honour her,<br />
love her,<br />
protect her,<br />
care for her,<br />
<br />
how to impress boy<br />
just a smile (game over) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Excellent Thought:<br />
<br />
"If someone dies early<br />
people say GOD loves him very much,<br />
<br />
but u r still on the earth,<br />
<br />
it means someone on the earth loves u more than GOD... <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: red;"> Show SMS : </b> <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People<br />
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.<br />
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More<br />
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> love is sweet love is blind <br />
<br />
love is sweet love is blind<br />
<br />
if i kiss you plz dont mind <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u �..evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!! <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Benefits of Kissing ;Changes taste;Burns Calories;Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING: <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me �till The End.And I Promise I won�t Break Your Heart <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-78869450961685548992010-04-01T22:27:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.806-07:00Insult SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="color: red;">Show SMS : </span></b><span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> khuda kare ke apko kabhi judai na mile, agar hame na karo SMS, to kuch aisa ho ke, mousum ho sardi ka, aur apko rajai na mile <b>”</b><br />
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(Posted on : 18-11-2009 Characters : 126)<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho<br />
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho<br />
Mahan hai aap ki Kanjusi<br />
Toilet ke lote mein bhi <br />
pani chhod dete ho <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days...<br />
<br />
Use This Rare <st1:place w:st="on">Opportunity</st1:place>..!<br />
<br />
Don't Miss This Chance...!<br />
<br />
Acche Se "NAHA-LENA". <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> U stole my memories-i Excused u!<br />
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!<br />
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!<br />
But this is too much<br />
"Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo." <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Who Wants 2 B A <br />
�MILLIONAIRE� <br />
<br />
Let's play? <br />
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: <br />
<br />
<br />
A.Cunt <br />
B.Wanker <br />
C.Rsole <br />
D.Twat <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
50/50 <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Phone a friend? <br />
<br />
<br />
Ring me! I will tell you! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 4 roses, just for you! <br />
1st for Friendship. <br />
2nd for Wealth. <br />
3rd for Happiness. <br />
<br />
and the last one.. <br />
<br />
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. <b>”</b><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-75933234504135835462010-04-01T22:17:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.811-07:00Holi SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Blue is song,<br />
Yellow is music,<br />
Green is dance,<br />
Red is beauty,<br />
White is love<br />
&<br />
Pink is for joy..<br />
I wish all these colors fall on u!<br />
May God paint d canvas of <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> life with d most vibrant colors, sparkles, peace <br />
<br />
& joy at every step of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life..<br />
HAPPY RANGPANCHMI.. :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> S_N RISE<br />
B_TTERFLY<br />
PICT_RE<br />
L_NCH<br />
NAT_RE<br />
M_SIC<br />
BEA_TY<br />
ALL R WAITING FOR<br />
UUUUUUUU<br />
So get up!<br />
GUD MORNING!! Have d best day ever :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Blue is song,<br />
Yellow is music,<br />
Green is dance,<br />
Red is beauty,<br />
White is luv,<br />
&<br />
Pink is for joy..<br />
I wish all these colors fall in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life..<br />
HAPPY HOLI :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Peace from white,<br />
Power from red,<br />
Knowledge from yellow,<br />
Development from green,<br />
Luv from pink..<br />
May this holi add all colors in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life..<br />
WISH U HAPPY HOLI :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.<br />
Happy Holi!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi. <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi. <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi. <br />
Happy Holi<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Memories of moments celebrated together....... <br />
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever....... <br />
Make me Miss You even more this Holi. <br />
Hope this Holi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you! <br />
HAPPY Holi <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up. <br />
Best Wishes for Holi <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. <br />
Good Wishes for a joyous Holi and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity. <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Holi is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead. <br />
Best wishes on Holi and New year. <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> H_A_P_P_Y<br />
H_O_L_I<br />
BCOZ KABIR JI NE KAHA THA<br />
KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR<br />
AAJ KARE SO AB<br />
NETWORK FAIL HO JAYEGA<br />
PHIR WISH KAREGA KAB.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Merry Christmas once again. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
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1) PRAY: so u may live &<br />
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2)TAKE A <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">BATH</st1:city></st1:place>:so others may live, Bura na mano HOLI hai.....<br />
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<o:p></o:p></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-8477326454661499032010-04-01T22:06:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.816-07:00Happy New Year SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="State" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"> <b style="color: red;">Show SMS : </b> <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> B4 2009 ends, <br />
let me thank all d ppl like U who made my 2009 beautiful for me!<br />
I pray u b blessed with fruitful year ahead..<br />
Enjoy last few days of d year :-)<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Hey, its d last month of d year 2009..<br />
So its a chance to say SORRY to all <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> dear ones..<br />
If u've hurt them then begin vd a new year of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life!<br />
A BIG SORRY if I've hurt u!!!<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wishing u <br />
A gr8 START for Jan,<br />
LOVE for Feb,<br />
PEACE for March,<br />
NO WORRIES for April,<br />
FUN for May,<br />
JOY for June-Nov,<br />
&<br />
HAPPINESS for Dec..<br />
Have a gr8 2010!! <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Only a night from old to new..<br />
D old year had its work to do <br />
But now its time for d New Year Miracles to come true!!!<br />
Have a Marvellous New Year!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wish u a very happy new year!<br />
Coz from 2moro Big Beggars of d World- Vodafone, Airtel, Idea & Reliance will beg Rs 1.5/- for wishing frnds!!<br />
So lets not pay them ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> In 2009, thr were many times wen I bugged U,<br />
Disturbed U,<br />
Irritated U..<br />
.<br />
.<br />
This is to inform dat I wish to continue d same in 2010 as well..<br />
.<br />
.<br />
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Faith makes all things possible, hope makes all things work, love makes all things beautiful. May you have all the three for this Year. Happy New Year !<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> New is the year, New r the hopes & the aspirations, New is the resolution, New r the spirits & forever my warm wishes are for U. Have a promising & fulfilling New Year.<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Happiness keeps U sweet, Trails make U strong, Sorrows keep U human, Failure keeps U humble, Success keeps u glowing & God keeps U going! Keep going! Happy New Year!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The year has almost gone,but made us strong.<br />
The path was long,but we walked with a song.<br />
There were fears and tears,but we also had reasons for cheers.<br />
Wish u happy memories of the last year<br />
And have great begining in the next year.<br />
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007 <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Happy New Year<br />
Kal kare so aaj kar <br />
Aaj kare so ab <br />
Phir network jaam ho jayega <br />
To Wish karega kab <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year. <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,<br />
Everybody loves only You Dear,<br />
All your Problems will be Finish......<br />
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I Wish in 2oo7 God gives You...<br />
12 Month of Happiness,<br />
52 Weeks of Fun,<br />
365 Days Success,<br />
8760 Hours Good Health,<br />
52600 Minutes Good Luck,<br />
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR <b>”</b><br />
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Y<br />
H<br />
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WI<br />
YO<br />
HA<br />
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<st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">WIS</st1:place></st1:state><br />
YOU<br />
HAP<br />
<br />
WISH<br />
YOU A<br />
HAPPY<br />
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*****************<br />
*NEW YEAR 2007*<br />
***************** <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,<br />
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,<br />
Never put Tear, Please Hear, <br />
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear <br />
Wishing u a very "Happy NEW YEAR"! <b>”</b><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-14481301951748812642010-04-01T21:38:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.821-07:00Greetings SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> 1 Heart<br />
2 Eyes<br />
7 ltr Blood<br />
206 Bones<br />
4.5 million red cells<br />
60 trillion DNAs..<br />
All wishing u a gr8 life!!<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May d colorful festivities commencing vd Dhanteras, ringing Deepawali the festival of lights illuminate <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life & bring d shower of glory prosperity health & peace!<br />
Happy Dhanteras & Diwali! :-) <b>”</b><br />
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<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Happiness is d best gift anyone cud have!<br />
May it be urs on this diwali & throughout d Neew Year!!<br />
Have a Wonderful year ahead!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A matchstick glows for a few seconds,<br />
A candle glows for a few hours,<br />
A sun glows for a day..<br />
I wish u glow forever & ever & ever!<br />
Happy Diwali to u & <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> family!! <b>”</b><br />
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Wishing u & <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> family Very Happy Diwali!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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Wishing u & <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> family a very Happy Diwali!!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Bright lights & lamps,<br />
Delicious sweets & snacks,<br />
Dashing crackles & sparkles..<br />
Its time to gun for fun!<br />
Happy Diwali!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Golden wishes for Golden ppl with Golden leaves on Golden day for Golden future!<br />
Happy Dussehra :-)<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May this dussehra light up for u d hopes of Happy times & Drems for a year full of Smiles!!!<br />
Wish u very Happy Dussehra!! :-)<br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Gud ppl die earlier coz God loves them..<br />
But, U r still on d Earth coz someone somewhere loves u more than God!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wishing d sweetest night to a sweet natured person!<br />
May u sleep n fall from bed tonight..<br />
Then u'll remember that u forgot to wish me gudnite!! ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Saying GUDNITE is not just a formality..<br />
Its d art of saying dat I remember U till d Last moment of my day!! GN :-)<br />
<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Moon has come to color <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> dreams,<br />
Stars to make them musical..<br />
& my sms to give u warm & peaceful sleep!<br />
Gudnite :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Tiny star shining so bright,<br />
Its time to say Gudnite,<br />
So close ur eyes & hold ur pillow tight,<br />
May u have d sweetest dream tonight.. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Have a nice weekend & very peaceful night..<br />
Coz a Gud night sleep can rehab body from Fatigue & regenerate damage cells..<br />
So have a Deep Sleep! Gudnite! :-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> GOOD NIGHT!!!<br />
See d moon has come to wish u a lovely night vd many dreams..<br />
Hav a sweet niniii....<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> We may not see them but they're always thr 4u..<br />
2 hands of mine praying for u..<br />
&<br />
1 mind to wish <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> dreams come true!! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Lets serve Human Beings with our Gr8 Efforts & Gr8 Knowledge!<br />
This World is just awesome & with our contribution we'll surely make it better for living!<br />
HAPPY DR'S DAY!<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> With Gr8 Faith in Him, Lets Serve d Mankind with Dedication & Determination..<br />
Remember We only Treat, He Cures!<br />
HAPPY DR'S DAY! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wen thr r Tears, Ur Hanky for sum1..<br />
Wen thr is Pain, U r Medicine for sum1..<br />
Wen thr is Death, U r Life for sum1..<br />
Be proud to b a Doctor!<br />
HAPPY DOCTOR'S DAY!! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Maintain Silence for 2 mins in memory of tose Poor Mosquitoes who died last night after drinking <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Blood!<br />
They had Heavy Diabetes attack coz U r soooo Sweet!! ;-) Gudnite! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wen Daylight turns a Darkened Hue,<br />
D lovely star hinting at u!<br />
Ur Heartbeat tells U something True,<br />
Dat sum1 Sweet remembers u!! Gudnite! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> fly in plane of ambition<br />
and land in the airport of success,<br />
luck is yours,wish is mine,<br />
may your future always shine <br />
GOOD LUCK...... <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that�s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 95%;"><tbody>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U! <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-83199963009248388902010-04-01T21:35:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.828-07:00Greetings SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="country-region" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="State" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"> <b style="color: red;">Show SMS : </b> <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> <st1:city w:st="on">Ur</st1:city> upper eyelashes hav fallen in luv vd <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> lower eyelashes & they want to hug each other for d whole night..<br />
They're just waiting for d musical word, Gudnite!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> As d moon winks in d night,<br />
Sweet dreams hug u tight..<br />
Hope that <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> day was alright,<br />
& I wish u a heart full of gudnite :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> U R CUTE DAUGHTER,<br />
U R SWEET SISTER,<br />
U R LOVELY LOVER,<br />
U R DARLING WIFE,<br />
U R ADORABLE MOTHER,<br />
U R SOURCE OF STRENGTH,<br />
U R A WOMAN!!<br />
HAPPY WOMAN'S DAY! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
(Posted on : 09-03-2010 Characters : 161)<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> On this occasion of woman's day, I want to say THANK U for making a difference in my life..<br />
Thanks for being there..<br />
HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> God created someone who is<br />
Wise, & who<br />
Only knows to love &<br />
Make sacrifices.. One who<br />
Encourages & one who<br />
Never gives up..<br />
In short, God created WOMEN...<br />
Wishing u a very HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Dreams touch <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> heart & soul.<br />
Its a magical memory that unites fantasy & reality..<br />
Hope u'll hav d sweetest dream as u close <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> eyes tonight..<br />
GUDNITE! :-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A bonding that can never rate..<br />
A relation that can never break..<br />
Lets celebrate a day vd a promise of making such bonding..<br />
To whom even time cant make fade..<br />
HAPPY PROMISE DAY!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Open <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> both hands..<br />
Now put <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> right hand on <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> left shoulder..<br />
& left hand on <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> right shoulder..<br />
Arre <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">maine</st1:place></st1:state> aapko jaadu ki jhappi bheji hai..<br />
HAPPY HUG DAY!!!<br />
<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> .**,,**.<br />
*******<br />
*****<br />
"**"<br />
*@""""@*<br />
**('-')**<br />
*(@)-"-(@)*<br />
*(@)(@)*'<br />
Here's sweet teddy with flowers for u..<br />
just to say<br />
HAPPY TEDDY DAY!! :-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY!<br />
May u get d sweetness of chocolate in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life by d one who loves u a lot & whom u love..<br />
-----------------------------<br />
|______5 STAR______| <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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||"'"(*)"""|<br />
||"""""""""|<br />
||"""""""""<br />
||<br />
||<br />
REPUBLIC DAY!<br />
JAN 26 WISHES!<br />
JAI HIND!!<br />
PROUD TO B AN INDIAN!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> No nation is perfect!<br />
It needs to b made perfect!!<br />
So give <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> best for our nation!!<br />
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> !!==--,,_,,-=-,_;<br />
!!==--,,_,,-=-,_;<br />
!!==--,,@,,-=-,_;<br />
!!==--,,_,,-=-,_;<br />
!!<br />
!!<br />
!!<br />
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">INDIA</st1:place></st1:country-region> IS MY COUNTRY!<br />
JAI HIND!<br />
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!! <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May God garnish <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> life like Spring!<br />
Happy Basant Panchmi to u too.. <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A girl has strengths that amazes boys..<br />
She can handle troubles & carry heavy burdens..<br />
She holds happiness, love & opinions..<br />
She smiles wen she feels like screaming..<br />
She sings wen she feels like crying..<br />
Cries wen she's happy..<br />
&<br />
Laughs wen she's afraid..<br />
Her love is unconditional!<br />
Thr's only 1 thing wrong with her, she sometimes forgets wat she's worth..<br />
Pass it on to every beautiful girl u know..as I did..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Faith makes all things possible,<br />
Hope makes all things heaven &<br />
Love makes all things beautiful..<br />
I wish u get all 3 in Every second of <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> life..<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Future belongs to those who believe in d beauty of their dreams..<br />
Gudnite!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Hey U!<br />
Yes U!<br />
The cute one holding this phone!<br />
Ru asleep??<br />
No??<br />
Ok good!<br />
Coz I wanted to say, Gudnite before <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> eyelashes hug each other!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May<br />
U<br />
be <br />
showered<br />
with<br />
HAPPINESS<br />
LOVE<br />
PEACE<br />
&<br />
PROSPERITY<br />
in<br />
this<br />
year..<br />
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I opened an account 4u at UBG (Universal Bank of God's Blessing) & deposited 365 days full of faith & joy!!<br />
Enjoy withdrawing them daily!!<br />
Happy new year!!! :-)<o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Years come & go.. <br />
But this year, we specially wish u all a double dose of health, happiness & wealth topped with lots of Gud Fortune!!<br />
Have a gr8 year ahead!!<br />
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Days of 2009 hav left,<br />
Be honest & send this to ppl who made u Happy this year!<br />
It may surprise u how many come back!!<br />
Thanx for being thr & making me smile!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Keep d smile,<br />
Leave d tear,<br />
Think of joy, <br />
Forget d fear,<br />
Hold d laugh,<br />
Leave d Pain,<br />
Be joyous.. coz its New year!<br />
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Welcome d new year with a smile on <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> Face,<br />
Love in <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> heart,<br />
Gud thought in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Mind..<br />
|""|_|""|<br />
|APPY NEW YEAR<br />
|_|""|_| 2010!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> A beautiful year is waiting for u,<br />
Walk vd Aims,<br />
Run vd Confidence,<br />
Fly vd <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> Achievements..<br />
May u have a Lovely year ahead!!<br />
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May all <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> positive wishes come true this year<br />
&<br />
God bless u vd all happiness!!<br />
A very happy & exciting new year to u & <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> family!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> May Jesus Christ fill <st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city> life with happiness & joy & fulfill <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> wishes this year..<br />
Merry Christmas!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> As its Christmas time, lets celebrate it in d best way & make this festivity be a part of our life!<br />
Christmas is a season of joy, love & peace!<br />
May it b filled with happiness d whole month thru loads of best wishes for d coming new year!<br />
Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wishing u d best of wat this Christmas can bring u!<br />
Have a joyous, peaceful & love-filled christmas!!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Bells r ringing wishes of christmas day..<br />
The flying snowflakes sending most sincere blessings to u..<br />
Merry christmas!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Help yourself!<br />
& Even heaven will help u!<br />
But wen u help others,<br />
Jesus himself will come to fulfill <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> need..<br />
God bless!<br />
Merry Christmas!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Make <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> absence felt wen u r not around.. Simply by always smiling!<br />
Keep smiling!<br />
Merry Christmas!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Hey my dear friend,<br />
.*.<br />
,:'*':,<br />
,:;*;:,<br />
,:;;*;;:,<br />
><<br />
May this X'mas treebring with it Happiness, Hope & Peace!!<br />
Merry christmas to u & <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">ur</st1:city></st1:place> family!!<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Christmas waves a magic wand over this world & behold everything softer & more beautiful!!<br />
Merry christmas!<br />
<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Time for Christmas Games!<br />
Send me 25th sms in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> inbox, no matter wat it is!<br />
No cheating!!<br />
Fwd it to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> frnds & see how many weird sms u get!! ;-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Sun rested in d west,<br />
Birds returned to d nest..<br />
Roads r turning quiet,<br />
Moon is glittering bright,<br />
I wish u a sweet silent & wonderful night.. :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> God's blessings come as a surprise but how much u receive depends on how much <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> heart believes!<br />
May u b blessed beyond <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> expectations!!<br />
HAPPY DATTA JAYANTI :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> _______+ ?'';*:,<br />
/______-/\ ,;*; *;,<br />
I_::__I ::| _")("_!#########!<br />
Look outside its so pleasant!<br />
Moon smiling at u to say GUDNITE!<br />
SWEET DREAMS!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><br />
<br />
(Posted on : 21-11-2009 Characters : 157)<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> ,;*;*;*;*;,<br />
*( "._.")*<br />
>")("<<br />
,,,(")("),,,<br />
Hi!<br />
Just came to greet u a warm wish..<br />
HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!!! :-)<br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Sun is switched off,<br />
Stars r switched on,<br />
Blue sky goes off &<br />
Black sky comes in,<br />
So,<br />
A cool night is coming..<br />
Go to bed<br />
& Sleep well :-) <b>”</b><br />
<br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"> <b style="color: red;">Show SMS :</b> <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If I get hypnotised, then wat question would u like to ask me & why?<br />
Reply me first & then send to all <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> frnds & see wat they reply ;-) <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Today is RECHARGING DAY!<br />
So recharge my cell with any of d following-<br />
Rs 20- Nice frd<br />
Rs 50- Sweet frd<br />
Rs 150- Cute frd<br />
Rs 250- Gud frd<br />
Rs 500- Best frd<br />
AB DIKHAO DOSTI ;-) <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Wat is the similarity bet//w bill gates and me? Don't knw? He never comes to my house And i never go to his house EGO PROBLEM YOU KNW..? <b>”</b><br />
<br />
(Posted on : 20-02-2010 Characters : 136)<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If God gives me 24 hours. Before death, i will spend 23:55 minutes with u & 5 minutes i will press your neck & say,chal naa yaar..! Saath chaltey hain...Hahaha. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> I want u to know that u r very important to me,it's impossible 4me to live widout u even 4a second!U r my life & I can feel u everywhere.DONT MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> SomeOne.. <br />
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">MiSSES</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">U.</st1:placetype></st1:place>. <br />
NeedS U.. <br />
Worries About U <br />
Lonely Without U <br />
<br />
<br />
Guess Who? <br />
<br />
<br />
THE MONKEY IN <br />
... THE ZOO ... <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> You are a GHONCHU.. <br />
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G-reat <br />
H-ot <br />
O-ne in million <br />
N-aughty <br />
C-ute <br />
H-umble <br />
U-nique <br />
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Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> U are a... <br />
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B. I. T. C. H. <br />
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Beautiful <br />
<br />
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Intelligent <br />
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Talented <br />
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Cute <br />
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Horny <br />
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r u smiling now? <br />
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*YOU BITCH* <b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-47478445017507463642010-04-01T21:26:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.838-07:00Flirt SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt; width: 20%;" width="20%"><div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="color: red;">Show SMS :</span> <span style="color: blue;">All| Hindi | English | Punjabi | Others |</span><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view, <br />
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, <br />
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... <br />
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... <br />
as u r already a SWEETEHART!** <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Always be Happy, always wear a smile; <br />
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free. <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere.. <br />
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Confused??? <br />
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<br />
Read the above numbers in punjabi. <b>”</b><br />
<o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> If I could be any part of you, I�d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. <b>”</b><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-683562418148639485.post-74272933032436391092010-04-01T21:18:00.001-07:002010-04-01T23:43:01.843-07:00Fathers Day SMS<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cdev%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso" rel="Edit-Time-Data"></link><o:smarttagtype name="City" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype name="place" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags"></o:smarttagtype><style>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> **********<br />
IF U LUV <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">UR</st1:place></st1:city> DAD SEND THESE LUCKY STARS TO 5 GUD FRNDS..<br />
Immediately u'll get gud luck in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">ur</st1:place></st1:city> dad's life.. :) <b>”</b><br />
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day <br />
<b>”</b><o:p></o:p></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><hr align="center" size="1" width="100%" /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div></td> </tr>
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<tr> <td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div class="MsoNormal"><b>“</b> Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day! <b>”</b><br />
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